It takes a shitload of time, skill, and money to become a full-blown beauty addict, but in just 16 steps, you too can throw your entire life away to Sephora! Here's how to do it:
1.First, throw in a buttload of foundation.
2.Then, toss in a good amount of setting powder.
3.After that, add in your favorite nude lipstick.
4.Next, plop in your go-to mascara and blend that bb up.
5.Then, add a lil' pinch of highlighter because, well, duh.
JK, add a shitload of that shiny stuff!
6.Next, throw in all your blending sponges and mix with your favorite* foundation brush.
7.Next up: watch at least 60 hours of beauty tutorials on YouTube.
8.Then, you'll need around, oh, 68 failed attempts at a cat eye.
9.Next, throw in your Sephora VIB beauty card.
10.Once you got the makeup thing down, you have to find some good-ass lighting to shoot it in. Throw about 26 hours worth of time into that.
11.Next, you'll need one night of deep regret for wearing a makeup look that looked amazing at home, but then terrible in every single Facebook photo.
12.Then, toss in your entire savings account!
13.And finally, some hard-earned runny mascara tears.
14.Then, bake on high and frost with a liquid cream blush.
15.Top with a beauty product you can't live without...
16....And you're officially a beauty addict. YOU DID IT.