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    Posted on Aug 12, 2016

    This Video Shows Exactly Just How Much Work Goes Into Being A Beauty Addict

    To start, you're gonna need at least 68 failed cat eyes.

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    It takes a shitload of time, skill, and money to become a full-blown beauty addict, but in just 16 steps, you too can throw your entire life away to Sephora! Here's how to do it:

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    1. First, throw in a buttload of foundation.

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    Bonus points if you also throw in those BB and CC creams!

    2. Then, toss in a good amount of setting powder.

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    We know yours is probably by Laura Mercier.

    3. After that, add in your favorite nude lipstick.

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    Mmmm, skin-colored wax.

    4. Next, plop in your go-to mascara and blend that bb up.

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    CAN YOU FEEL THE ADDICTION STARTING?

    5. Then, add a lil' pinch of highlighter because, well, duh.

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    JK, add a shitload of that shiny stuff!

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    Who did you think we were?

    6. Next, throw in all your blending sponges and mix with your favorite* foundation brush.

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    *See: most expensive.

    7. Next up: watch at least 60 hours of beauty tutorials on YouTube.

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    Make sure to leave comments pretending like you're already a makeup expert!

    8. Then, you'll need around, oh, 68 failed attempts at a cat eye.

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    Liquid liner ain't easy, dudes.

    9. Next, throw in your Sephora VIB beauty card.

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    It only cost you hundreds (possibly thousands) of dollars! Yay!

    10. Once you got the makeup thing down, you have to find some good-ass lighting to shoot it in. Throw about 26 hours worth of time into that.

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    *heavily pants* Natural light. Need. Natural. Light. WHERE'S THE NATURAL LIGHT?

    11. Next, you'll need one night of deep regret for wearing a makeup look that looked amazing at home, but then terrible in every single Facebook photo.

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    I SWEAR MY CONTOUR WAS ON POINT AT MY HOUSE.

    12. Then, toss in your entire savings account!

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    You didn't that for your future, right?

    13. And finally, some hard-earned runny mascara tears.

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    I know, I know, baking your makeup looked easier in that tutorial.

    14. Then, bake on high and frost with a liquid cream blush.

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    15. Top with a beauty product you can't live without...

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    16. ...And you're officially a beauty addict. YOU DID IT.

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    *starts to sob in happiness but realizes makeup is too expensive to mess up and fans self instead*