It takes a shitload of time, skill, and money to become a full-blown beauty addict, but in just 16 steps, you too can throw your entire life away to Sephora! Here's how to do it:
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First, throw in a buttload of foundation.
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Then, toss in a good amount of setting powder.
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After that, add in your favorite nude lipstick.
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Next, plop in your go-to mascara and blend that bb up.
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Then, add a lil' pinch of highlighter because, well, duh.
JK, add a shitload of that shiny stuff!
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Next, throw in all your blending sponges and mix with your favorite* foundation brush.
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Next up: watch at least 60 hours of beauty tutorials on YouTube.
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Then, you'll need around, oh, 68 failed attempts at a cat eye.
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Next, throw in your Sephora VIB beauty card.
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Once you got the makeup thing down, you have to find some good-ass lighting to shoot it in. Throw about 26 hours worth of time into that.
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Next, you'll need one night of deep regret for wearing a makeup look that looked amazing at home, but then terrible in every single Facebook photo.
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Then, toss in your entire savings account!
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And finally, some hard-earned runny mascara tears.
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Then, bake on high and frost with a liquid cream blush.
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Top with a beauty product you can't live without...
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...And you're officially a beauty addict. YOU DID IT.
