This Video Shows Exactly Just How Much Work Goes Into Being A Beauty Addict
To start, you're gonna need at least 68 failed cat eyes.
It takes a shitload of time, skill, and money to become a full-blown beauty addict, but in just 16 steps, you too can throw your entire life away to Sephora! Here's how to do it:
1. First, throw in a buttload of foundation.
Bonus points if you also throw in those BB and CC creams!
2. Then, toss in a good amount of setting powder.
We know yours is probably by Laura Mercier.
3. After that, add in your favorite nude lipstick.
Mmmm, skin-colored wax.
4. Next, plop in your go-to mascara and blend that bb up.
CAN YOU FEEL THE ADDICTION STARTING?
5. Then, add a lil' pinch of highlighter because, well, duh.
JK, add a shitload of that shiny stuff!
Who did you think we were?
6. Next, throw in all your blending sponges and mix with your favorite* foundation brush.
*See: most expensive.
7. Next up: watch at least 60 hours of beauty tutorials on YouTube.
Make sure to leave comments pretending like you're already a makeup expert!
8. Then, you'll need around, oh, 68 failed attempts at a cat eye.
Liquid liner ain't easy, dudes.
9. Next, throw in your Sephora VIB beauty card.
It only cost you hundreds (possibly thousands) of dollars! Yay!
10. Once you got the makeup thing down, you have to find some good-ass lighting to shoot it in. Throw about 26 hours worth of time into that.
*heavily pants* Natural light. Need. Natural. Light. WHERE'S THE NATURAL LIGHT?
11. Next, you'll need one night of deep regret for wearing a makeup look that looked amazing at home, but then terrible in every single Facebook photo.
I SWEAR MY CONTOUR WAS ON POINT AT MY HOUSE.
12. Then, toss in your entire savings account!
You didn't that for your future, right?
13. And finally, some hard-earned runny mascara tears.
I know, I know, baking your makeup looked easier in that tutorial.
14. Then, bake on high and frost with a liquid cream blush.
15. Top with a beauty product you can't live without...
16. ...And you're officially a beauty addict. YOU DID IT.
*starts to sob in happiness but realizes makeup is too expensive to mess up and fans self instead*