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Can You Guess What My Dad Thought These Beauty Products Were Actually For?

I showed my 66-year-old dad photos of beauty products and he guessed their purpose.

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  1. 1. What did my dad think this lip gloss was called?

    sephora.com
    "​Something to cover up zits."
    "The stuff that the teens wear."
    "Mouth goo."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "​Something to cover up zits."

    Still love you, Dad.

    "​Something to cover up zits."
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  2. 2. What about this ~iconic~ eyeshadow palette?

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    "A bunch of glitters."
    "Something to cover up bags under eyes."
    "Makeup you can pick depending on your mood."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Something to cover up bags under eyes?"

    Maybe he's onto something...

    "Something to cover up bags under eyes?"
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  3. 3. What about this liquid foundation?

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    "Had to wear this when I performed in musicals. Not anymore!"
    "Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up."
    "Flesh-toned lotion."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up."

    Way 2 go, Mom.

    "Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up."
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  4. 4. What did he think this contour cream kit was for?

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    "Tanning stuff for the face portion of your body."
    "When you want your lips to match your skin exactly. Not sure what that's called."
    "Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)"

    A+ dad joke.

    "Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)"
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  5. 5. What about this concealer?

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    "Eyelid something."
    "That stuff that is like a second skin."
    "Everything looks like lip stuff to me."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Eyelid something."

    Kiiiind of close!

    "Eyelid something."
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  6. 6. What about this eyeshadow primer?

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    "Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?"
    "Didn't we already do this one?"
    "I give up."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?"

    He followed this up with: "Unless you're on The Walking Dead."

    "Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?"
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  7. 7. What about this loose setting powder?

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    "Nose powder, but also nose powder."
    "Eye makeup but boring."
    "Magic fairy dust? No idea."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Magic fairy dust? No idea."

    Dad is losing faith. YOU CAN DO IT, DAD.

    "Magic fairy dust? No idea."
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  8. 8. What about this gel eyeliner?

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    "It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up."
    "Black ChapStick?"
    "Is this the stuff people smudge around their eyes on purpose?"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up."

    He followed it up with: "Isn’t Bobbi Brown a guy?"

    "It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up."
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  9. 9. What about this bronzing powder?

    sephora.com
    "Blush but to make you look chiseled."
    "It's just face powder, right?"
    "If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts."

    The more you know.

    "If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts."
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  10. 10. OK, how about this lip pencil?

    sephora.com
    "Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes."
    "Eyeshadow in stick form?"
    "A thing to color in your eyebrows."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes."

    Gonna start calling my eyeliner that from now on.

    "Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes."
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  11. 11. OK, what about this Beautyblender?

    sephora.com
    "Egg-shaped pink shower loofa."
    "Chris, is this something inappropriate? Come on, now."
    "I'm glad I don't know what this is."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Egg-shaped pink shower loofa?"

    I would never trick my dad, u freaks.

    "Egg-shaped pink shower loofa?"
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  12. 12. What did my dad think this highlighter was called?

    sephora.com
    "When is this going to be over?"
    "Nail polish."
    "Who cares?"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    "Nail polish."

    Don't blame him, TBH.

    "Nail polish."
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