"Something to cover up zits.""The stuff that the teens wear.""Mouth goo."
"Something to cover up zits."
Still love you, Dad.
"A bunch of glitters.""Something to cover up bags under eyes.""Makeup you can pick depending on your mood."
"Something to cover up bags under eyes?"
Maybe he's onto something...
"Had to wear this when I performed in musicals. Not anymore!""Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up.""Flesh-toned lotion."
"Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up."
Way 2 go, Mom.
"Tanning stuff for the face portion of your body.""When you want your lips to match your skin exactly. Not sure what that's called.""Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)"
"Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)"
A+ dad joke.
"Eyelid something.""That stuff that is like a second skin.""Everything looks like lip stuff to me."
Kiiiind of close!
"Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?""Didn't we already do this one?""I give up."
"Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?"
He followed this up with: "Unless you're on The Walking Dead."
"Nose powder, but also nose powder.""Eye makeup but boring.""Magic fairy dust? No idea."
"Magic fairy dust? No idea."
Dad is losing faith. YOU CAN DO IT, DAD.
"It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up.""Black ChapStick?""Is this the stuff people smudge around their eyes on purpose?"
"It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up."
He followed it up with: "Isn’t Bobbi Brown a guy?"
"Blush but to make you look chiseled.""It's just face powder, right?""If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts."
"If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts."
The more you know.
"Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes.""Eyeshadow in stick form?""A thing to color in your eyebrows."
"Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes."
Gonna start calling my eyeliner that from now on.
"Egg-shaped pink shower loofa.""Chris, is this something inappropriate? Come on, now.""I'm glad I don't know what this is."
"Egg-shaped pink shower loofa?"
I would never trick my dad, u freaks.
"When is this going to be over?""Nail polish.""Who cares?"
Don't blame him, TBH.
Can You Guess What My Dad Thought These Beauty Products Were Actually For?
My dad would probably hug you and tell you that you did a great job anyway. So there's that.
Quit taking your own quiz, dad!!