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I showed my 66-year-old dad photos of beauty products and he guessed their purpose.

Can You Guess What My Dad Thought These Beauty Products Were Actually For?

"​Something to cover up zits."

What did my dad think this lip gloss was called?

"Something to cover up bags under eyes?"

What about this ~iconic~ eyeshadow palette?

"Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up."

What about this liquid foundation?

"Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)"

What did he think this contour cream kit was for?

"Eyelid something."

What about this concealer?

He followed this up with: "Unless you're on _The Walking Dead_."

"Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?"

What about this eyeshadow primer?

"Magic fairy dust? No idea."

What about this loose setting powder?

He followed it up with: "Isn’t Bobbi Brown a guy?"

"It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up."

What about this gel eyeliner?

"If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts."

What about this bronzing powder?

Gonna start calling my eyeliner that from now on.

"Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes."

OK, how about this lip pencil?

"Egg-shaped pink shower loofa?"

OK, what about this Beautyblender?

"Nail polish."

What did my dad think this highlighter was called?

My dad would probably hug you and tell you that you did a great job anyway. So there's that.

You're not that great at spotting dad-speak, and that's 100% OK.

You're freakishly good at spotting dad lingo.

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