Share On facebook Share On facebook Share Share On vk Share On vk Share Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Pin Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share Share On email Share On email Email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more More Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Copy Link 1. What did my dad think this lip gloss was called? sephora.com "Something to cover up zits." Correct Incorrect "Something to cover up zits." "The stuff that the teens wear." Correct Incorrect "The stuff that the teens wear." "Mouth goo." Correct Incorrect "Mouth goo." Correct! Wrong! "Something to cover up zits." Still love you, Dad. Via Facebook 2. What about this ~iconic~ eyeshadow palette? sephora.com "A bunch of glitters." Correct Incorrect "A bunch of glitters." "Something to cover up bags under eyes." Correct Incorrect "Something to cover up bags under eyes." "Makeup you can pick depending on your mood." Correct Incorrect "Makeup you can pick depending on your mood." Correct! Wrong! "Something to cover up bags under eyes?" Maybe he's onto something... Via Facebook 3. What about this liquid foundation? sephora.com "Had to wear this when I performed in musicals. Not anymore!" Correct Incorrect "Had to wear this when I performed in musicals. Not anymore!" "Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up." Correct Incorrect "Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up." "Flesh-toned lotion." Correct Incorrect "Flesh-toned lotion." Correct! Wrong! "Used to borrow this stuff from Mom if a big zit showed up." Way 2 go, Mom. Via Facebook 4. What did he think this contour cream kit was for? sephora.com "Tanning stuff for the face portion of your body." Correct Incorrect "Tanning stuff for the face portion of your body." "When you want your lips to match your skin exactly. Not sure what that's called." Correct Incorrect "When you want your lips to match your skin exactly. Not sure what that's called." "Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)" Correct Incorrect "Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)" Correct! Wrong! "Something to perk up those cheeks. (On your face.)" A+ dad joke. Via Facebook 5. What about this concealer? sephora.com "Eyelid something." Correct Incorrect "Eyelid something." "That stuff that is like a second skin." Correct Incorrect "That stuff that is like a second skin." "Everything looks like lip stuff to me." Correct Incorrect "Everything looks like lip stuff to me." Correct! Wrong! "Eyelid something." Kiiiind of close! Via Facebook 6. What about this eyeshadow primer? sephora.com "Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?" Correct Incorrect "Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?" "Didn't we already do this one?" Correct Incorrect "Didn't we already do this one?" "I give up." Correct Incorrect "I give up." Correct! Wrong! "Why would you want to put something that has the word 'decay' on your face?" He followed this up with: "Unless you're on The Walking Dead." Via Facebook 7. What about this loose setting powder? sephora.com "Nose powder, but also nose powder." Correct Incorrect "Nose powder, but also nose powder." "Eye makeup but boring." Correct Incorrect "Eye makeup but boring." "Magic fairy dust? No idea." Correct Incorrect "Magic fairy dust? No idea." Correct! Wrong! "Magic fairy dust? No idea." Dad is losing faith. YOU CAN DO IT, DAD. Via Facebook 8. What about this gel eyeliner? sephora.com "It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up." Correct Incorrect "It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up." "Black ChapStick?" Correct Incorrect "Black ChapStick?" "Is this the stuff people smudge around their eyes on purpose?" Correct Incorrect "Is this the stuff people smudge around their eyes on purpose?" Correct! Wrong! "It looks like a pimple, so I’ll say blemish cover-up." He followed it up with: "Isn’t Bobbi Brown a guy?" Via Facebook 9. What about this bronzing powder? sephora.com "Blush but to make you look chiseled." Correct Incorrect "Blush but to make you look chiseled." "It's just face powder, right?" Correct Incorrect "It's just face powder, right?" "If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts." Correct Incorrect "If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts." Correct! Wrong! "If you were an actor in the '50s, this would be called pancake. Gotta slap that baby on the shiny parts." The more you know. Via Facebook 10. OK, how about this lip pencil? sephora.com "Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes." Correct Incorrect "Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes." "Eyeshadow in stick form?" Correct Incorrect "Eyeshadow in stick form?" "A thing to color in your eyebrows." Correct Incorrect "A thing to color in your eyebrows." Correct! Wrong! "Something that draws a line on your eyes just above your eyelashes." Gonna start calling my eyeliner that from now on. Via Facebook 11. OK, what about this Beautyblender? sephora.com "Egg-shaped pink shower loofa." Correct Incorrect "Egg-shaped pink shower loofa." "Chris, is this something inappropriate? Come on, now." Correct Incorrect "Chris, is this something inappropriate? Come on, now." "I'm glad I don't know what this is." Correct Incorrect "I'm glad I don't know what this is." Correct! Wrong! "Egg-shaped pink shower loofa?" I would never trick my dad, u freaks. Via Facebook 12. What did my dad think this highlighter was called? sephora.com "When is this going to be over?" Correct Incorrect "When is this going to be over?" "Nail polish." Correct Incorrect "Nail polish." "Who cares?" Correct Incorrect "Who cares?" Correct! Wrong! "Nail polish." Don't blame him, TBH. Via Facebook Share On facebook Share On facebook Share Share On vk Share On vk Share Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Pin Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share Share On email Share On email Email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more More Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Copy Link
