Pittsburgh as "Pixburgh"Steelers as "Stillers"You all as "Yinz"Rubberband as "Gumband""Worsh" instead of washShire/flire instead of shower/flowerProbably is "Prolly"A wax material for coloring is a "kran" (only jagoffs call it a crayon)Oh and who says idiot? They're called jagoffsThe only grocery store you go to is "Jyn Iggle"You use a buggy, not a shopping cart, at Jyn IggleYou often Redd Up your bathroomYou've never heard of a town called "East Liberty" but you have been to "Sliberty"Also, where is Gettysburg? You only know "Gettusburg"And Slippery Rock University isn't real but Slippy Rock isYou hate when jaggers grow on your rosebushesWho are the Pirates? They're the buccos.You have a favorite "pop" brandYou enjoy a good "sammich" from time to timeBut that sammich better be a jumbo...a small one but jumboYou enjoy riding the incline dahntahnYou hate traffic in the "Scorll Hill" tunnelMilk is actually "melk" and vanilla is really "vanella"You know more than what's on the list "n'at" is what makes you Pittsburghese
How Pittsburgh Is Your Language?
You definitely aren't from Pittsburgh or know anyone from there either! You're "prolly" from "Cally-fornia" or Canada or Japan "fr'all" I know
You aren't from the burgh but you might have family or friends there and picked up a bit
So maybe you don't live there anymore, but you certainly kept some of your childhood roots from there. You know what a jumbo sammich is, only a jagoff wouldn't
Congrats, you've lived in the burgh your whole life! You know where Cokesburg, Bentleyville, McKeesport, Murrysville and North Versailles are, and yinz certainly knows the best pop deals at Jyn Iggle.