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John Lewis Is Unhappy At People Unhappy At John Lewis

Man makes triumphant return to Twitter after six year absence! To deal with disgruntled customers misdirecting their ire.

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This is John Lewis. He lives in Blacksburg, Virginia.

John joined Twitter in November 2007, but it mustn't have been for him. He went quiet for several years, only coming back to his account in August 2013.

Some people haven't got that.

@johnlewis Consistently the Slowest queue to buy at in Womenswear Brent x

sara pittack

@sarapittack

@johnlewis Consistently the Slowest queue to buy at in Womenswear Brent x

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John Lewis is magnanamous, though.

@sarapittack I'm never slow when it comes to womensware, but perhaps you were referring to the retail store

John Lewis

@johnlewis

@sarapittack I'm never slow when it comes to womensware, but perhaps you were referring to the retail store

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Some people even manage to get the two confused mid-conversation.

I need help from @johnlewisretail . I need an item urgently ,despite having been given a stock list each store I ring showing stock has none

Jo Davies

@JoBWDenim

I need help from @johnlewisretail . I need an item urgently ,despite having been given a stock list each store I ring showing stock has none

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@JoBWDenim Please send us the stock number and your contact details we are happy investigate :email_us@johnlewis.co.uk

John Lewis

@JLcustserv

@JoBWDenim Please send us the stock number and your contact details we are happy investigate :email_us@johnlewis.co.uk

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@JLcustserv @johnlewis I've e mailed you. Thanks

Jo Davies

@JoBWDenim

@JLcustserv @johnlewis I've e mailed you. Thanks

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@JoBWDenim I'd give you all the stock I have, but I'm guessing you were referring to the retail store.

John Lewis

@johnlewis

@JoBWDenim I'd give you all the stock I have, but I'm guessing you were referring to the retail store.

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Another week another visit by @johnlewisretail kitchen fitter. 17th June the kitchen was started. It's very small. And not yet finished...

amj

@jezard

Another week another visit by @johnlewisretail kitchen fitter. 17th June the kitchen was started. It's very small. And not yet finished...

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@jezard Sorry to hear of the issues are you in contact to resolve? if additional help needed:email_us@johnlewis.co.uk

John Lewis

@JLcustserv

@jezard Sorry to hear of the issues are you in contact to resolve? if additional help needed:email_us@johnlewis.co.uk

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@JLcustserv @johnlewis Tx. Issues being resolved, will b finished eventually. Experience not positive & wouldn't recommend JL for kitchens

amj

@jezard

@JLcustserv @johnlewis Tx. Issues being resolved, will b finished eventually. Experience not positive & wouldn't recommend JL for kitchens

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@JLcustserv @johnlewis Tx. Issues being resolved, will b finished eventually. Experience not positive & wouldn't recommend JL for kitchens

amj

@jezard

@JLcustserv @johnlewis Tx. Issues being resolved, will b finished eventually. Experience not positive & wouldn't recommend JL for kitchens

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@jezard I love my kitchen, and highly recommend it. Though you may have been referring to the retail store.

John Lewis

@johnlewis

@jezard I love my kitchen, and highly recommend it. Though you may have been referring to the retail store.

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People insult John for his music tastes.

How could @johnlewis Insurance use a Fleetwood Mac - one of my top 100 songs ever - cover track for a ad? #sacrilege

Rod Geoghegan

@Metropolis

How could @johnlewis Insurance use a Fleetwood Mac - one of my top 100 songs ever - cover track for a ad? #sacrilege

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@Metropolis I love FM, and sacrilege for that matter, but I'm guessing you were referring to the retail store.

John Lewis

@johnlewis

@Metropolis I love FM, and sacrilege for that matter, but I'm guessing you were referring to the retail store.

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Just listened to a girl sing an acoustic version of sweet child of mine while on hold @johnlewis. Slash would have wept not cool

sofie allsopp

@sofie_allsopp

Just listened to a girl sing an acoustic version of sweet child of mine while on hold @johnlewis. Slash would have wept not cool

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@sofie_allsopp I would never hold a girl until she sang. But perhaps you were referring to the retail store.

John Lewis

@johnlewis

@sofie_allsopp I would never hold a girl until she sang. But perhaps you were referring to the retail store.

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Some people give John his due, and that makes his day.

I had forgotten how lovely the food hall at @johnlewis Oxford street is!

Allie Keith

@alliekeith

I had forgotten how lovely the food hall at @johnlewis Oxford street is!

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@alliekeith I am an awesome cook, thanks. But you might have been referring to the retail store.

John Lewis

@johnlewis

@alliekeith I am an awesome cook, thanks. But you might have been referring to the retail store.

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(H/T Clare Mackintosh on Twitter)

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