Buzz·Posted on 26 May 201529 Questions We Have For Australian Shopping MallsProbing the great mysteries of our time.by Chris RodleyBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why are there so many iPhone covers everywhere? View this photo on Instagram 2. Why are we all addicted to Boost Juice? View this photo on Instagram 3. Why is there always a car parked near the food court? View this photo on Instagram 4. Why does the food court always make us feel like we've walked into a French existentialist novel about urban alienation? 5. Who is buying all the giant lollipops? View this photo on Instagram 6. What is this mysterious circle made of bins, potted palms, benches and slip hazard signs? View this photo on Instagram 7. Why does every Myer mannequin look like an X Factor runner-up? View this photo on Instagram 8. Why would you build two Coles a few metres away from each other? 9. Why is Westfield Woden looking so damn classy today? View this photo on Instagram 10. Why don't you employ piano players in tuxedos all year round, rather than just at Christmas? View this photo on Instagram 11. What made you think you could rebrand your escalator as a "Moving Catwalk"? View this post on Facebook facebook.com It's a bloody escalator. 12. When did Sydney's Centrepoint turn into Studio 54? View this photo on Instagram 13. Why don't you use those giant screens to play something awesome, like reruns of Heartbreak High? View this photo on Instagram 14. Who is buying these sick beatz? 15. Do you realise the logo for this ugg boot store looks like a dick and balls? 16. Why doesn't Tree of Life sell bongs? View this photo on Instagram 17. Why does it feel so good to say "Hairhouse Warehouse"? View this photo on Instagram 18. WTF even is this place? View this photo on Instagram 19. Why does every newly renovated mall need to be bigger than the Imperial Senate in Star Wars? 20. What exactly is a Hyperdome? View this photo on Instagram 21. Seriously, what's with all the boy bands? View this photo on Instagram 22. Why is someone always being a dickhead in the car park? View this photo on Instagram 23. Why do we always feel like curling up in the fetal position on the big couch outside Target? 24. How hungover is Jaffydog, the jaffle shop mascot? View this photo on Instagram 25. Does Chadstone Shopping Centre realise it would be the ideal location for the start of a zombie apocalypse? View this photo on Instagram 26. Why is it called Michel's Patisserie when it was founded by two blokes called Noel? 27. How are you able to sell these sloppy joes for just $9.95? 28. Why do the "plants" at the top of the escalators always look like they're about to cry? 29. Is Pacific Fair as beautiful as heaven, or is it actually heaven? View this photo on Instagram