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21 Ways You Never Knew Australians Have Sex

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What is it? Mutual masturbation underneath a "doona", the Australian term for a duvet or comforter. Came to national prominence after it was broadcast on the first season of Australian Big Brother.Difficulty rating: 3/10
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What is it? Mutual masturbation underneath a "doona", the Australian term for a duvet or comforter. Came to national prominence after it was broadcast on the first season of Australian Big Brother.

Difficulty rating: 3/10

2.

What is it? Withdrawal just before ejaculation. Named after Redfern train station, the stop before Sydney's main rail terminus. Difficulty rating 6/10
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What is it? Withdrawal just before ejaculation. Named after Redfern train station, the stop before Sydney's main rail terminus.

Difficulty rating 6/10

3.

What is it? Clasping your arms and legs around your sexual partner in the style of the iconic Aussie marsupial. Difficulty rating: 1/10(Via Fisherman25)
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What is it? Clasping your arms and legs around your sexual partner in the style of the iconic Aussie marsupial.


Difficulty rating:
1/10

(Via Fisherman25)

4.

What is it? French kissing someone then immediately leaving.Difficulty rating: 3/10
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What is it? French kissing someone then immediately leaving.

Difficulty rating: 3/10

5.

What is it? Similar to fingering, except the fingers are first warmed up by placing them near a heater. Before insertion, it is customary to ask "Plain Salt or Chicken Salt?"Difficulty rating: 3/10(Via @paulkidd)
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What is it? Similar to fingering, except the fingers are first warmed up by placing them near a heater. Before insertion, it is customary to ask "Plain Salt or Chicken Salt?"

Difficulty rating: 3/10

(Via @paulkidd)

6.

What is it? A variant of cunnilingus which begins at the mouth and moves down the body to the pubic region or "map of Tassie".Difficulty rating: 5/10
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What is it? A variant of cunnilingus which begins at the mouth and moves down the body to the pubic region or "map of Tassie".

Difficulty rating: 5/10

7.

What is it? Having sex outdoors, especially on the beach or in the bush. Not to be confused with doggy style.Difficulty rating: 4/10
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What is it? Having sex outdoors, especially on the beach or in the bush. Not to be confused with doggy style.

Difficulty rating: 4/10

8.

What is it? Sex in the back of a root ute — also known as a shaggin' wagon or panel van — was an important rite of passage for Australians in the 1970s.Difficulty rating: 7/10
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What is it? Sex in the back of a root ute — also known as a shaggin' wagon or panel van — was an important rite of passage for Australians in the 1970s.

Difficulty rating: 7/10

9.

What is it? Lightly tapping on one's partner before intercourse, then tapping off afterwards. A playful manoeuvre named after the public transport ticketing systems used in Sydney and Melbourne.Difficulty level: 2/10
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What is it? Lightly tapping on one's partner before intercourse, then tapping off afterwards. A playful manoeuvre named after the public transport ticketing systems used in Sydney and Melbourne.


Difficulty level:
2/10

10.

What is it? Imitating the sounds your partner makes while having sex. Named after the Australian bird famous for its mimicry.Difficulty rating: 6/10
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What is it? Imitating the sounds your partner makes while having sex. Named after the Australian bird famous for its mimicry.

Difficulty rating: 6/10

11.

What is it: A notorious masturbation game which makes use of a popular brand of savoury cracker.Difficulty rating: 4/10
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What is it: A notorious masturbation game which makes use of a popular brand of savoury cracker.

Difficulty rating: 4/10

12.

What is it? A variation of tribadism in which one partner repeatedly snaps her legs around the other in imitation of a crocodile's jaws.Difficulty rating: 5/10
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What is it? A variation of tribadism in which one partner repeatedly snaps her legs around the other in imitation of a crocodile's jaws.


Difficulty rating:
5/10

13.

What is it? Explaining the science behind sexual intercourse while you are having it. Difficulty rating: 7/10
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What is it? Explaining the science behind sexual intercourse while you are having it.

Difficulty rating: 7/10

14.

What is it: Inserting both the penis and scrotum in one's mouth.Difficulty level: 7/10
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What is it: Inserting both the penis and scrotum in one's mouth.

Difficulty level: 7/10

15.

What is it? Decorating your breasts with seasonal fruits and inviting your partner to eat them off you. Popular over the summer holiday period.Difficulty rating: 4/10
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What is it? Decorating your breasts with seasonal fruits and inviting your partner to eat them off you. Popular over the summer holiday period.

Difficulty rating:
4/10

16.

What is it? A long, arduous session of anal sex without any lubrication.Difficulty rating: 10/10(Via @chrisaronsten)
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What is it? A long, arduous session of anal sex without any lubrication.

Difficulty rating: 10/10

(Via @chrisaronsten)

17.

What is it: An orgy at which everyone wears the same distinctive item of clothing.Difficulty level: 4/10
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What is it: An orgy at which everyone wears the same distinctive item of clothing.

Difficulty level: 4/10

18.

What is it? When one sexual partner declares a "total fire ban", it means they are restricted from intercourse due to having an STI.Difficult rating: 1/10
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What is it? When one sexual partner declares a "total fire ban", it means they are restricted from intercourse due to having an STI.

Difficult rating: 1/10

19.

What is it? Casual stimulation of the anus that falls short of actual intercourse.Difficulty rating: 3/10(Via @JAINNOW)
Michael Coghlan / CC BY-SA 2.0 / Via Flickr: mikecogh

What is it? Casual stimulation of the anus that falls short of actual intercourse.

Difficulty rating: 3/10

(Via @JAINNOW)

20.

What is it: Meeting up with your mates to shave each other's pubic hair. A historic ritual which originated in the mid-1800s.Difficulty rating: 4/10
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What is it: Meeting up with your mates to shave each other's pubic hair. A historic ritual which originated in the mid-1800s.

Difficulty rating: 4/10

21.

What is it? "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" is Australian slang for "insert another finger inside me".Difficulty rating: 3/10(Via @JAINNOW).
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What is it? "Throw another shrimp on the barbie" is Australian slang for "insert another finger inside me".

Difficulty rating: 3/10

(Via @JAINNOW).