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23 Alcoholic Drinks Every Australian Regrets

Our national hall of shame.

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1. Your parents' dusty old bottle of Galliano.

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Why you regret it: Because all your alcohol-related struggles started here.

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6. Low-carb beer.

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Why you regret it: Because it's ruining your efforts to get the perfect dad bod/mum bod.

7. Passion Pop.

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Why you regret it: Because you were drinking it that night in year 10 when you confessed to your best friend you were in love with them, and they rejected you.

8. Goon of fortune.

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Why you regret it: Because the only winning move is not to play.

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9. Malibu and lemonade.

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Why you regret it: Because whenever you drink it, you hear the DJ playing "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls at the only nightclub in your regional town.

10. Midori and anything.

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Why you regret it: Because you were drinking it the night you broke your arm at Corey Worthington's house party.

11. Home brew.

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Why you regret it: Because it tastes like cat's piss and you're sick of Uncle Merv telling you it costs only 15 cents per bottle.

12. Sparkling Shiraz.

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Why you regret it: Because you brought it to an Australia Day barbie once to try to be fancy, but everyone just thought you were up yourself.

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14. Cleanskins.

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Why you regret it: Because you wasted too many years drinking them while watching The Simple Life reruns on Foxtel with your flatmate.

15. Craft beer.

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Why you regret it: Because beer shouldn't taste like regurgitated Vegemite.

16. Any bottle of red over $25.

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Why you regret it: Because you wasted your money – studies show that most people enjoy cheaper wines.

18. Vodka Cruisers.

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Why you regret it: Because you were drinking them when you got arrested at Schoolies.

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19. Oyster Bay sauvignon blanc.

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Why you regret it: Because you're sick of dinner parties where people talk about the property market.

22. Yellowglen Yellow.

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of the Christmas party at your dead-end office job, where you'd pretend to be having fun but really just wanted to go home and get stoned.

23. Goon Sunrise.

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Why you regret it: Because it makes you nostalgic for the best years of your life.

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