Any self-respecting local of SW17 will know all about Apollo Banana Leaf, a quaintly ramshackle little curry house a just-slightly-too-far-for-comfort walk from Tooting Broadway tube.
First things first, bring your own booze.
And get there early.
Choose the mutton rolls.
Then move on to masala.
And go for the special too.
One more thing, you've got to try the mutton.
And the best thing? It's cheap as chips.
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