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Can You Survive As Mariah Carey's Assistant?

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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Chris Peña
Chris Peña
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Congratulations! You just found out you landed the job of Mariah Carey's personal assistant. Your years of working your way up have finally paid off.

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Though you've heard she can be a bit of a ~diva~, you aren't going to let that faze you because you are determined to be the best possible assistant you can be.

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Below are various situations you'll undoubtedly face as Mariah's assistant. Answer wisely and find out if you can make the cut!

  1. It's your first day on the job and Mariah asks for a drink. When you ask her what she wants, she simply says, "Surprise me." What do you order her?
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    Non-fat Frappuccino with extra whipped cream and chocolate sauce
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    Large iced coffee with soy milk and no sugar
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    Tea
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    Hot coconut coffee, three sugars, non-fat milk

  2. You arrive to the set of Mariah's photoshoot and she tells you she doesn't like her shoes. She asks you to call her ~fave~ shoe designer. Who do you call?
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    Christian Louboutin
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    Marc Jacobs
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    Vivienne Westwood
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    Alexander McQueen

  3. It's time for lunch and Mariah's STARVED. You know she's been on a diet, but she's feeling weak and asks you to get her something savory. What do you get her?
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    Buffalo chicken meatball sandwich
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    Coconut curry beef
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    Honey garlic balsamic chicken
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    A salad - she's on a diet and cannot fall off track.

  4. Mariah just booked a gig at the White House! Your contact has asked you to have Mariah sing the song she was named after. Which song do you choose?
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    "They Call the Wind Mariah"
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    "Take a Letter Mariah"
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    "Sarah Mariah"
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    "I Did What I Did for Mariah Tony Christie"

  5. Mariah wants you to write a letter to her fans on her behalf. How do you begin the letter?
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    "Hi, everyone!"<br />
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    "Dear Lambily..."
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    "Hello, my loves!"
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    "To my loyal, cherished fans"

  6. A blogger has come to you asking for dirt on Mariah. They're willing to pay you big - what do you do?
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    Ignore the blogger immediately and threaten legal action
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    Share only minor information - it won't really hurt Mariah
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    Tell Mariah right away - she needs to know about this
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    Think about it for a few days before making a final decison

  7. Mariah asked you to snag a copy of every magazine she's ever graced the cover on. Which magazine do you NOT buy?
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    Playboy
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    Rolling Stone
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    Billboard
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    Healthy Mom and Baby

  8. You walk into Mariah's house to see her kissing her driver. She immediately tells you to pretend you didn't see anything because it would ruin her relationship. What do you do?
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    Ignore it and move on
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    Tell her boyfriend right away - he needs to know

  9. Mariah's been recording her new album for hours. She says you can leave for the night if you'd like, but you're not sure. What do you do?
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    Stay as long as you need to-you're her personal assistant, duh
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    Offer to stay for a few more hours
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    Leave as soon as she says so
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    Stay for 10 more minutes then head out

  10. Mariah's in the mood to throw a party for her friends and family. She tells you to pick a venue you know she'll love. Which do you pick?
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    An amusement park
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    The beach
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    The Ritz-Carlton
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    St. Barts

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