Is Michele Bachmann A Vampire?

From the soulless eyes, to the apocalyptic tone of her rhetoric, to the pro-disease agenda, people across the web are beginning to ask if Michele Bachmann is an agent of the undead. Here are just a few examples of the Bachmann/Nosferatu connection.

Could she be the vampire from Fright Night?

The Daily Mail compares her to Weekly World News mascot Batboy.

As part of the Bachmann Eyes meme, the Bachmann bat seems like a natural choice.

Judging from the fact that vampire slayers are selling bumper stickers in opposition to Michele Bachmann, I’d say it’s 100% likely that she is, in fact, a member of the undead.

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