1. Nyan Cat
2. Scumbag Steve
• Metallic Eyeshadow, caked on extra thick.
• Open-Toed Shoes
• Anything you consider slutty.
5. A certain nude celeb we can’t talk about.
• Beige Towel
• A Hair Tie
6. Ted Williams: The Man With The Golden Voice
Buy this really expensive Charlie Sheen mask, or just smoke a lot of crack and generally be an asshole.
8. A Gropaga (The Cult Of Inglip)
You can probably wear whatever dress you want as long as you have a hat that looks like a toilet seat with a ribbon on it.
12. Rebecca Black
- US Republicans are working overnight trying to finalize a deal that'd allow their Obamacare replacement plan to pass in the House.
- A top Democrat said there's "more than circumstantial evidence" that Trump's campaign colluded with Russia during the election.
- Four people died in a suspected terror attack after a car drove into pedestrians near Parliament in London. The suspect was killed.
- A 4-month-old golden retriever named after Joe Biden got to meet and even lick the former vice president at the Capitol today 🐶❤️