36 Million Pounds Of Turkey Recalled Due To Salmonella

In one of the largest food recalls in history, Cargill foods is recalling fresh and frozen turkey products produced from their springdale Arkansas plant from February 20th all the way through August 2nd. Salmonella poisoning here we come!

AP

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