All credit for finding this content goes to the beautiful and hilarious Liana Maeby over at Crushable.
Liana, remember that time we shared an elevator over at the AOL office? You were all looking at the buttons and tapping your foot while I was glancing over at you, then down at my shoes, then over at the buttons.
Well, let me say, "hey. I got swag in the kitchen."
I don't think I can actually back that up.