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Is Your Boyfriend A Gay Bro?

Cool story bromo.

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    He self-identifies as a bro.
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    Most of his friends are from his college fraternity.
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    And are predominantly straight men.
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    He greets new guys he meets by saying "hey man!"
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    He's called you "dude" in public.
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    And "buddy" in the bedroom.
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    You've gotten in at least one fight after calling him "gurl."
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    And/or "bitch."
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    The only drag race he's interested in involves cars.
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    He thinks a Kardashian is a luxury car.
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    And that Naomi Campbell is a soup.
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    Walking Dead is his favorite show.
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    Anchorman is his favorite movie.
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    He finds anything starring Will Ferrell entertaining.
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    And...lord help him...anything starring Adam Sandler.
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    Like...he thinks "Big Daddy" is a classic.
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    He loves him some Rascal Flatts.
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    And rap.
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    He'd rather NOT talk about Britney Spears.
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    Or dance music in general.
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    He owns one or more fitted caps.
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    Along with an assortment of polos.
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    And one or two party tanks that he swears aren't actually wife-beaters.
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    He won't be caught dead in a "deep V."
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    He wears boxers/boxer briefs to sleep.
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    And they are either Fruit of the Loom or Hanes.
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    He loves to wear cargo shorts.
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    And owns at least one football jersey.
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    The Super Bowl is a national holiday to him.
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    But he's that guy who takes a break during the halftime show.
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    His idea of a romantic night in is playing video games.
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    He counts going to the gym together as a proper date.
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    When he takes you away for the weekend, it's to go camping...
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    Or to a paintball course.
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    He's taken you to a baseball game before.
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    As well as a sports bar.
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    A non-gay sports bar.
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    He'll drink anything but vodka cocktails.
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    But mostly sticks to PBR.
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    He's not big into PDA.
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    Though he's punched your arm in ~admiration~ before.
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    You've revoked his gay card on several occasions.
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    Most of the time you can't stand him.
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    But you also can't imagine life without him.
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    Who else can turn the "keg stand" into a move in the bedroom?!
 
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