He self-identifies as a bro.Most of his friends are from his college fraternity.And are predominantly straight men.He greets new guys he meets by saying "hey man!"He's called you "dude" in public.And "buddy" in the bedroom.You've gotten in at least one fight after calling him "gurl."And/or "bitch."The only drag race he's interested in involves cars.He thinks a Kardashian is a luxury car.And that Naomi Campbell is a soup.Walking Dead is his favorite show.Anchorman is his favorite movie.He finds anything starring Will Ferrell entertaining.And...lord help him...anything starring Adam Sandler.Like...he thinks "Big Daddy" is a classic.He loves him some Rascal Flatts.And rap.He'd rather NOT talk about Britney Spears.Or dance music in general.He owns one or more fitted caps.Along with an assortment of polos.And one or two party tanks that he swears aren't actually wife-beaters.He won't be caught dead in a "deep V."He wears boxers/boxer briefs to sleep.And they are either Fruit of the Loom or Hanes.He loves to wear cargo shorts.And owns at least one football jersey.The Super Bowl is a national holiday to him.But he's that guy who takes a break during the halftime show.His idea of a romantic night in is playing video games.He counts going to the gym together as a proper date.When he takes you away for the weekend, it's to go camping...Or to a paintball course.He's taken you to a baseball game before.As well as a sports bar.A non-gay sports bar.He'll drink anything but vodka cocktails.But mostly sticks to PBR.He's not big into PDA.Though he's punched your arm in ~admiration~ before.You've revoked his gay card on several occasions.Most of the time you can't stand him.But you also can't imagine life without him.Who else can turn the "keg stand" into a move in the bedroom?!
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