For the all the people who love / enjoy / consume ketchup, I have a handful of burning questions for you.
*takes deep, confident breath*
Let's get started shall we?
1. Is all of ketchup a joke?
2. Do you seriously enjoy red paste?
3. Do you think that's what a tomato tastes like?
4. Have you EVER had enough ketchup?
5. How many articles of clothing have you ruined?
6. Why do you hate the fact that I don't like ketchup?
7. Doesn't the smell stick with you?
8. Is assaulting the bottle necessary?
9. Did you forget about the watery pre-ketchup?
10. Why is getting "more packets" such a confrontation?
11. What's wrong with other condiments?
12. Wasn't green ketchup a thing?
13. Am I doing something wrong?
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Do you still like ketchup?
vote votesNope, I hate the Devil's Sauce!
vote votesYep, but I know deep down that I'm wrong!