Posted. I'm predicting record numbers. The caption is on point, an ideal TBT.
2. False Hope
BOOM! Five likes in 2 minutes. We're on pace to break the internet.
3. Momentum Loss
Okay... It's been 30 minutes, and two more people have thrown me a like... Probably a busy day, give it time. Foolish to post in the middle of the day? Maybe, but we'll be okay.
What the hell is happening. 8 LIKES?!? IT'S BEEN 2 HOURS! TODD'S PICTURE OF TERRIBLE LOOKING FOOD HAS 36 LIKES! Should I have taken a picture of food?
Relax, relax. I had to delete my old account, my follower numbers are a little down, we just have to stay the course. This is all part of the plan, 10 more minutes and we're probably looking at 60+.
6. More Anger
THIS IS A JOKE! 9 LIKES, YET TODD'S PICTURE OF A STUPID DOG WAS POSTED 5 MINUTES AGO AND HE'S SITTING ON 49 LIKES! He doesn't even have a funny caption, he's a damn rookie and all his idiot followers are commenting.
Three hours in... 10 likes.... Still not enough to push into the "11 Likes" label. The caption should have been better. I should've used "toaster." I KNEW 11AM was stupid time to post.
8. Deep Regret
What have I done. My followers trusted me. Why can't I be more like Todd? This has been a huge waste of my time. I might have to do the unthinkable... What will this do to me socially?
Goodbye, sweet TBT. You fought bravely, but it's time to release you into a better place. This is my fault, not yours. Until next Thursday when we try again.