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    13 Times You Won't Be Judged For Working Out Shirtless

    Pretty much never, but maybe here's a couple.

    1. If this is how you work out:

    2. If your tee's a choking hazard during your non-Greco-Roman, but definitely full-contact workout.

    3. If this is what your sports bra looks like:

    4. If your freewheelin' hobo antics have sadly left you devoid of even one tee.

    5. If your workout is as a first responder and your shirt is the only suitable material left for tourniquets.

    6. If you're a paper doll and you and your paper clothes will melt when you start sweating.

    7. If you've escaped these mortal coils and wearing a shirt while exercising would scare everyone even more than the fact that you're exercising.

    8. If your workouts have subtly taught you that if you don't run until your heart explodes, you run the risk of being turned into glue or French hamburger.

    9. If your shirt gets caught in a wood chipper and you'll start moonlighting as ground beef if you don't take it off.

    10. If you crafted your workout garments from fresh meat and the delicious smells have summoned hungry carnivores that will eat you unless you feed them your shirt.

    11. If you're having an allergic reaction to your shirt that's causing your entire torso to hemorrhage blood and the only way to stop it is to remove the shirt.

    12. If you are D'angelo*.

    13. Or if your 😉😉workout😉😉 happens here*: