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13 Times You Won't Be Judged For Working Out Shirtless

Pretty much never, but maybe here's a couple.

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5. If your workout is as a first responder and your shirt is the only suitable material left for tourniquets.

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Or if it's on fire. Definitely take your shirt off if it's on fire.

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12. If you are D'angelo*.

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*Note that this says "If you are D'Angelo," not "If you have abs like D'Angelo." If you're, like, Bradley, a fraternity member from Pennsylvania who thinks it's too hot out for a shirt when it hits 70 degrees, remind yourself that you're not D'Angelo, sexy R&B singer who takes his shirt off and makes everything hotter at all of the degrees.

13. Or if your πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰workoutπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ happens here*:

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*If your daily workout is actually consensual sex behind closed doors. I don't believe you, but if it really is, then, sure, you don't really need a shirt during your workout.