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Which Incredible Are You?

~*josie probably*~

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  1. Where can you be found on the weekend?

    As long as you don't need to be found, you're in a good place.

    As long as you don't need to be found, you're in a good place.

    Hopefully at home, but realistically in your man’s bed.
    Somewhere pretending I don’t have work to do, making decisions I will regret later
    In the Sims 4 Virtual Online World, or wandering the empty streets with a bottle of Pink Moscato
    bars 24/7
    TRINITY AND TRINITY ONLY (exception for Virg)
    Vaguely committing to going out and then leaving the pregame to go watch the office
    Running somewhere along 14th, yelling at you about how not drunk I am
    wherever Katie Johnson is
    Copeley because it’s so fucking far away, if not then dragging my ass to 14th
    In my car, headed to cuddle with baby goats
    Drunkenly trying to call my lost phone using my phone
    Sipping local craft beer while playing Nancy Drew Interactive Computer Games
    Probably chillin w/ bae (aka organic chemistry lol)
    Not going out because I “dog want to drink” and “have work to do” and then ending up in my bed with a bottle of wine (that I will finish)
  2. What Kind of Big Are You?

    over protective (esp of cobigs)
    One who fucked up the ranking for littles and got her last choice first! Darn :/
    the kind that showers you with glitter and alcohol
    I once cried silently to myself, observing my little rolling around on the floor.
    Obsessed with my Little, absolutely zero chill
    obsessed with my little, but like 3 chill
    trying to be better than my co-big (jk I love them both <33)
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Involved as much as possible!
    The kind to quietly obsesses over you and when I pass you on the street I look at the ground because if we make eye contact ill cry tears of joy
    One who adores her little but also wants them to be as shady as she is...
    Distant-Brooding-Father-Type, w/ the occasional meme for loving contact
    One who, from a distance, peacefully admires the sheer fabulous qualities of my little, then pounces w/ love when given the chance
    A messy big that has a lot of love to give and doesn't know what to do with it all. Also not slick at all, you know who I am the week before revs bc I'm a fuck up.
  3. What Kind of Little Are You?

    wanna go to cookout?????
    The one who takes care of their big. The Little Big
    I’m old and all of my bigs have disappeared no excuses fix this unacceptable
    too hard too much too fast
    Goes to my bigs for any and all PSP gossip
    Hug-tackle. 100% of all of the time
    Dangerously affectionate and on the hunt to find out hoo you are
    Shots o’clock?
    I straddle my big every time, no exceptions
    One that’s chill and vibes (and roasts others) w/ his big in every sphere of life possible
    one who wants to be around you 24/7 but afraid to get on your nerves so acts chill instead
    Let’s get chipotle and #chat
    I just adore my big!!!
    I make it my goal as a little to encroach upon my Bigs freedom and personal space as often and as obsessively as I can (out of pure love)
  4. What Class Are You Taking This Semester?

    Alternatively: Which one of my five classes am I actually attending this semester?

    Alternatively: Which one of my five classes am I actually attending this semester?

    What The Fuck Am I Majoring In 6969
    It’s in A-School so you’ve probably never heard of it
    Mobile App Development so I can make a new and worse Grindr
    Exploring Nihilism as an Excuse for My Plummeting GPA 2020
    How to Not Cry Every Time You Get Stressed 101
    An anthro class that I thought would be fun but is actually really fucking hard
    Claymation 3820, just tryna make a less creepy Wallace & Gromit for the world to appreciate
    MUSI 420 (aka learn to groove)
    Did Jesus Smoke Pot?
    Introductory Course to the End of My Fucking Life/Beginning of a Nap
    When will I get paid for this shit?
    Love and Other Drugs
    Wine Tasting for Poor People 202 (advanced level/accelerated course)
    I think my hair is thinning at an alarming rate b/c of orgo 101
  5. Pick a Disney Character to Get Freaky With

    Aladdin, but mostly for the sweet ride tbh
    Aladdin, but mostly for the sweet ride tbh
    Older Andy
    Older Andy
    Scar ..bless that dark mane
    Scar ..bless that dark mane
    Tarzan
    Tarzan
    Captain Hook
    Captain Hook
    Smee
    Smee
    King Triton #daddy
    King Triton #daddy
    Simba
    Simba
    Zac Efron
    Zac Efron
    Aladdin and Li Shang, at the same time
    Aladdin and Li Shang, at the same time
    Kovu (from The Lion King 2)
    Kovu (from The Lion King 2)
    Beast (post transformation by day, pre-transformation by night ;)
    Beast (post transformation by day, pre-transformation by night ;)
    Kevin (the pheasant) from UP….don’t ask
    Kevin (the pheasant) from UP….don’t ask
  6. Where is Your Happy Place?

    Spoiler: It's not the Engineering School

    Spoiler: It's not the Engineering School

    Late night talks at Sweet Frog
    Driving with some good tunes, with bae
    Wherever Kobe Bryant is
    Bottom of a bottle
    Blackout
    The forest
    Lake sebago, Raymond ME
    Drinking with close friends and their hot friends brought from out of town.
    The kitchen
    The Ninth Circle of Hell
    “The Spot”
    Wherever there’s an Incredibles pregame <3
    On the beach with a case of seagrams
    Anywhere with palm trees and drinks in coconuts
  7. What's Your Dream Job?

    One that pays off my out-of-state tuition??

    One that pays off my out-of-state tuition??

    Spy whose cover is being a stand-up comedian
    Stay-at-home Dad and/or sommelier extraordinaire
    Makeup Vlogger/Traveler
    Your mother
    The person who makes up languages for sci-fi movies/TV #Na'vi
    Erotic parody fiction novelist
    King of the United States of America
    Chocolate connoisseur
    Writing a blog about bagels
    Travel blogger and food writer
    Tbh just a farmer
    The next Chance the Rapper
    Sugar baby
    Travel blogger and food writer
  8. What Have You Been Binge Watching?

    I've turned off the setting where Netflix feels the need to ask me if I'm still watching...I am.

    I've turned off the setting where Netflix feels the need to ask me if I'm still watching...I am.

    Bones… call me Dr. Temperance Brennan
    The demise of my future
    Laugh factory
    Chris Reed
    The Office all day every day
    First 48
    Old videos of Justin Bieber
    Olympic figure skating routines
    Vine compilations
    The constant failure of my enemies’ lives
    Dance Moms
    Harry Potter
    The Great British Baking Show and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
  9. Whatchu Been Sippin' On?

    Calories don't count if you can't remember them.

    Calories don't count if you can't remember them.

    Pink moscato bitchez
    Semen
    Svedka Mango Pineapple in Simply Orange Juice
    Jäger bombs
    Bold Rock
    I mean…. wine. Are we sensing the motif of my life yet? ( it's wine) preferably a rosé, occasionally a Riesling (not too sweet), always a red
    Whatever is in the cup closest to me
    A$AP CIrocccccc
    Shots of everclear chased with water
    The cheapest beer at 7Day, Genesee Cream Ale
    Bourbon
    Mike's Hard Strawberry Lemonade
    Week old urine or 1% milk
    Limeritas
  10. How Much Coffee Have You Had Today?

    It's the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions

    It's the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions

    Do you ever purposefully stop breathing so your heart rate will go down?
    Seeing Shaw Driggers is the only stimulant I need
    Too poor for coffee
    I don’t drink coffee
    Enough that I should realistically be dead
    Negative one
    Does excessive amounts of chocolate milk count???
    COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE
    Not enough...never enough
    Only iced coffee from Einstein’s
    Sweet Tea ALL DAY EVERY DAY
    Does tea count?
    I had a coffee transfusion last night. Your body is 70% water, mine is coffee/espresso based drinks
    Zero….the concept of coffee is a lie fabricated by the govt.

Which Incredible Are You?

You got: Chris

ur the reason we can't have nice things (like mixers with with APO) seek help immediately

Chris
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You got: Shaw

"This is my grindr prof pic, and i want that to be explicitly mentioned in the description"

Shaw
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You got: Josie

You get wine drunk because you think it's classier. Also stop calling ppl daddy

Josie
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You got: Xhama

Your body is composed entirely of Taco Bell, Einstein's Santa Fe Wrap, and Walmart Flannels

Xhama
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You got: Aman

You're actually put together as a human being and always looking phresh to death. also #sports

Aman
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You got: Katie Kuz

You're the mom in the neighborhood that everyone hates because you actually have your shit together while running a company, competing in triathlons, and making it to all of your kids' soccer games.

Katie Kuz
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You got: Elin

You have a heart that is somehow bigger than the collective ego of the Greats. You might love animals more than humans

Elin
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You got: Katie H

Garbage, but warm beautiful sunshine garbage. Also you can't keep your eyes open in pictures for ur gd life.

Katie H
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You got: Carter

An ogre is like an onion, it has many layers. Underneath your cold calculating exterior is a heart capable of love and warmth and binge drinking p.s. the fortune cookie reads: "avoid compulsively making things worse"

Carter
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You got: Chinyere

Too photogenic. People spend over two hours trying to find a bad picture of you to use in Buzzfeed quizzes.

Chinyere
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You got: Leah

u r v chill ha ha

Leah
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You got: Tamar

You are the voice of a generation and sweet tea courses through your veins.

Tamar
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You got: D'Arcy

Honestly, you’re gonna need Nancy Drew in order to find ur gdamn eyes

D'Arcy
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You got: Liz

Your kink is kink shaming and also 1800s full costume role play

Liz
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