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Which "Salem" man is the perfect guy for you?

Life in 1692 Massachusetts isn´t easy but it will be a lot more fun with one of these guys.

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  1. What do you notice first about his appearance?

    his expressive eyes
    his broad shoulders
    his fluffy beard
    his classically handsome face
  2. What advice would he give?

    Even the dimmest butcher knows not to let the cow see the blow that is coming.
    The universe itself is made out of vows, and breaking them carries consequences.
    In this life we have no power over when or how we go. But we can say things. Sometimes words are all we have left.
    Every day we wake up with a choice: forget our dreams or live them.
  3. Your ideal guy is...

    manly
    educated
    sweet
    powerful
  4. After a bad day, your guy needs...

    sex
    alone time
    a drink
    a cuddle
  5. During a night out with the boys he...

    is the designated driver
    gets pissed
    scores
    starts a bar fight
  6. What is his best quality?

    his bravery
    his idealism
    his tenaciousness
    his enthusiasm

Which "Salem" man is the perfect guy for you?

You got: John Alden

John is not exactly fond of sharing his emotions but when he wants you he will make his move. Expect lots of shirtless wood chopping and steamy make-out sessions. If you want to see a fourth season, sign the petition and #SaveSalem: https://www.change.org/p/netflix-lets-renewsalemwgn-for-season-4-on-netflix

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You got: Sebastian von Marburg

Sebastian is rich, cultured and powerful. When he wants you, he doesn´t take "no" for an answer and is not above playing dirty to win you over. Expect lots of smooth talking and bold moves. If you want to see a fourth season, sign the petition and #SaveSalem: https://www.change.org/p/netflix-lets-renewsalemwgn-for-season-4-on-netflix

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You got: Cotton Mather

Cotton is one of the most educated men in the colonies, but a bit clueless when it comes to his relationships. When he wants you, he will always try to act honourably. Expect flowers, poetry and daddy issues. If you want to see a fourth season, sign the petition and #SaveSalem: https://www.change.org/p/netflix-lets-renewsalemwgn-for-season-4-on-netflix

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You got: Isaac Walton

Isaac is street smart and an ardent advocate for social justice, but a bit too sensitive for his own good. He might be too insecure to make the first move but will always be there for you. Expect lots of heart to hearts and thoughtful gestures. If you want to see a fourth season, sign the petition and #SaveSalem: https://www.change.org/p/netflix-lets-renewsalemwgn-for-season-4-on-netflix

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