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10 Rappers Giving Dope Financial Advice

2014 is about savvy investments and portfolio diversification, playa. Everyone has a price on their dreams. Tonight at 10:30 p.m. is the debut of Chozen, the new FX Network comedy series about a formerly squeaky-clean rapper who got framed, did 10 years in the joint, came out gangsta, and is trying to build an empire from the ground up.

1. "Seems like the more money we come across the more problems we see."

2. "Call me doberman, 'cause I'm a pincher of pennies."

3. "Diversify your millions, you can live off the interest."

4. "Holla 'we want prenup.'"

5. "That's another difference between me and them. I smarten up, open the market up."

6. "Cash rules everything around me."

7. "Employ a lawyer that's been bar mitzvahed."

8. "Floss a little, invest up in a mutual fund."

9. "Get your money right, be an international player."

10. "50 dollars for a t-shirt that's some ignorant bitch shit... I call that getting tricked by a business."

Chozen is fresh out the joint. Is it about to rain gold records up in here? Judge for yourself:

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