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Is This For Sale At Urban Outfitters Or Are We Fucking With You?

Seriously, can you tell? Because we can't anymore.

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Can you distinguish between the VERY REAL* VERY VINTAGE* things sold at our shop, "Oh But It's Vintage Darling," and the refurbished old things sold at Urban Outfitters?

  1. Which of these items is a real product you can purchase from Urban Outfitters?

    Vintage No. 7 Wooden Spoon
    Vintage No. 7 Wooden Spoon
    Vintage Selfie Machine
    Vintage Selfie Machine
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The spoons are for sale at Urban Outfitters, for $98 each.

    The Vintage Selfie Machine is available exclusively at "Oh But It's Vintage." Did you really think it could be anywhere else? Please.

    The spoons are for sale at Urban Outfitters, for $98 each.
    Via Buzzfeed Video. Spoon image via urbanoutfitters.com
  2. Which of these tragically ancient items can be bought at Urban Outfitters?

    Antique Foldable GPS
    Antique Foldable GPS
    Decorative Rope-Knot
    Decorative Rope-Knot
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The Decorative Rope-Knot was available at Urban Outfitters for $34.

    Our Antique Foldable GPS comes in lots of different aesthetics, like Vermont, Arizona, and Connecticut. So rustic!

    The Decorative Rope-Knot was available at Urban Outfitters for $34.
    Via Buzzfeed Video. Rope knot via Twitter: @HANNAHJONES0000
  3. Which of these not-at-all-culturally-appropriated items can you purchase at Urban Outfitters?

    Ancient Crystals (Blessed By A Shaman From Deep Inside An Amazonian Rain Forest)
    Ancient Crystals (Blessed By A Shaman From Deep Inside An Amazonian Rain Forest)
    Magical Thinking Henna Badger Skull
    Magical Thinking Henna Badger Skull
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The Magical Thinking Henna Badger Skull is sold out from Urban Outfitters.

    Antique Crystals are NOT "just rocks." Okay, they are.

    The Magical Thinking Henna Badger Skull is sold out from Urban Outfitters.
    Via Buzzfeed Video. Henna badger via Twitter: @SophleMackenzie
  4. Which of these childhood-inspired (so hot right now) items is found at Urban Outfitters?

    Sidewalk Chalk-Inspired Magnets
    Sidewalk Chalk-Inspired Magnets
    Retro Drinking Straws
    Retro Drinking Straws
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    These sad Sidewalk Chalk-Inspired Magnets are currently available for $10. So basic.

    Our Retro Drinking Straws, on the other hand, are priced reasonably at $18.99.

    These sad Sidewalk Chalk-Inspired Magnets are currently available for $10. So basic.
    Via Buzzfeed Video. Chalk via urbanoutfitters.com
  5. Liking candy is ironic and totally VINTAGE. Which candy does Urban Outfitters sell?

    Nostalgically Crafted Sapphire Gemstone Ring
    Nostalgically Crafted Sapphire Gemstone Ring
    Sour Patch Kids
    Sour Patch Kids
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sour Patch Kids are so not even our brand. They're $26 at Urban Outfitters.

    A Sapphire Gemstone candy ring for $199.99, on the other hand? OBVIOUSLY necessary.

    Sour Patch Kids are so not even our brand. They're $26 at Urban Outfitters.
    Via Buzzfeed Video. Sour Patch Kids via urbanoutfitters.com
  6. Sometimes the greatest treasures are the ones others throw away. Which trash item is Urban Outfitters peddling?

    Vintage Manual Kindle
    Vintage Manual Kindle
    US Rags Tee
    US Rags Tee
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    US Rags Destroyed Painted Tee is available at Urban Outfitters for $58.

    This incredible one-of-a-kind Vintage Manual Kindle is priceless, but we're selling it for $199.99.

    US Rags Destroyed Painted Tee is available at Urban Outfitters for $58.
    Via Buzzfeed Video. Shirt via urbanoutfitters.com

Is This For Sale At Urban Outfitters Or Are We Fucking With You?

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