1. Perfect hair, all the time...
Even in water...
2. Never having to think about what outfit to wear
3. Stunning singing voice
4. Who needs friends? You have woodland creatures instead!
5. Cleaning is fun, not a chore!
6. Your enemy definitely gets their comeuppance in the end
7. You don't need a job - being a Princess is your full time job!
8. You're a legacy, inspiring girls all over the world for years to come!
9. A kick-ass musical number, remembered forever...
10. And of course, the Prince is guaranteed!
Let's keep dreaming girls... this reality is never going to happen... back to the Topshop sale and damaged hair and karaoke... Can I have 'Part of Your World' please?