21 Rules All Toddlers Live By
New foods are never to be trusted.
Toys are boring. Try keyboards, cables, or plug sockets.
This is the ultimate trophy.
If you choose to hide just one thing, go for the house keys.
Time your poos carefully. Just after you've left the house is perfect.
Just before leaving the house is another great option.
Fact: You can be hungry for specific things.
When you are finished with your meal, drop it on the floor, or the table. Preferably both.
Sleep patterns should always be inconsistent. If you’ve been doing one thing for a while, it's time to change it up.
Always engage with the least child-friendly looking person you can find.
Weather appropriate clothing is a myth.
Avoid water from a cup or beaker at all costs. The best water is the stuff in the bath.
When the laundry pile is full, get a stomach bug.
Ketchup counts as all of your five a day.
Green food ? Ew. yuck. Except snot.
Refuse all participation with and deny any understanding of the concept of 'bedtime'.
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