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21 Things That Happen When You're The First Of Your Friends To Have Children

"Can I be a godparent?"

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1. Your friends shake their heads in wonder at the fact that you have been sober for nine months or more.

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And once you give birth, it is a matter of great importance to them that you get drunk, as soon as possible.


12. Child-free weddings are a godsend.

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But at the same time, they are a logistical disaster. (Do I have a babysitter? Will he take a bottle? Will I have a good time without him?)