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Dynasty Barbie: Neatly Packaged Gender Norms for Your Tween
Ladies, note that the man is in shadow, while all of the shit he can buy you is well lit and more or less interchangeable with the shit he bought for his last whore. Engels wins again, but so does that shadowy dude getting all the bjs.