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    Breaking: Patient Zero Of The Zombie Apocalypse Identified

    Rack 'em up, people! According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.

    Justin
    by Justin

    Community Contributor

    miamiherald.com

    Check out the last five seconds of the Herald's video. I hope you've got your machete sharpened.

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