Notes: Please ignore all matches that are not form [sic] California. Please delete any matches that are overweight. Hmmm. Not sure if I'm filled with pity or hatred. Freelance writing sucks, people.
Rack 'em up, people! According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.
Probably NSFW. I can't guarantee that you haven't seen a few of these before. Since I found them on /b/, however, I can guarantee healthy amounts of misogynistic nihilism tempered by unexpected moments of sincerity. I have no idea who the artists are (hey there tineye).
"I have no interest in 'changing the world' as you suggest." MFW
Forever alone, defined.
Stay classy, Bismarck.
Fact: Most everyone's carrying around the protection of the Triforce.
MST3K meets those old bastards from the muppets that I hated as a kid. Whose f*cktarded idea were they? I hated those assholes in 1986 and I hate them now. Suck my Trash Heap, old dudes.
This does not end well. Lolz.
**racism and pedophilia omitted (mostly). Also, c*ck-donuts. Some of these are kind of old. Deal with it. nsfw.
So awesome that I ignored the glaring spelling and grammatical errors. Almost.
These are images from the 80s and early 90s. You've probably never heard of them.
Why yes, trolls are, in fact, capable of virtue.
And/or draw imaginary lines between "races" to justify his war-face. Thanks /b.
Or not, depending on your age. I f*cking love you, Madmartigan.
This Absolute Best Remix of Britney Spear's "Till the World Ends" Brought to You by Salem (possibly NSFW)
Oh, you didn't know about Witch House? You're welcome.
So last Friday night I was at a baseball game, while my hetero-lifemate Doctor Trend was at our favorite pub. There's a barmaid with whom we are both rather enamored, but she has not waited on us whenever I have been there. He sat in her section, then proceeded to text me a variety of what were meant to be motivations for me to bail on the game. I didn't, but I did use Meme Generator's free iPhone app then sent his texts back to him. Hilarity, and this list, ensued. Sort of.