Ordered Chipotle online?Asked for double meat?Eaten Chipotle twice in one week?Eaten Chipotle twice in one day?Canceled plans with friends to go to Chipotle instead?Learned the names of staff members at your local Chipotle?Requested that your burrito be wrapped in a quesadilla?Posted a photo of your Chipotle order?Daydreamed about Chipotle?Moved into an apartment based solely on its proximity to a Chipotle?Taken the long way home just to walk past a Chipotle location?Softly whispered any of the following to Chipotle? "I'll never leave you," "You are my sunshine," or "Goodnight, sweet prince."Listened to Chipotle rant about the horrible day it had? I mean really listened, absorbing its emotional baggage and truly empathizing in a meaningful way?Texted Chipotle, "hey u up?"Surprised Chipotle with tickets to its favorite opera, but then Chipotle decided last minute that it wasn't up for going, so you ordered in and watched TV instead and you were totally cool with that. You were absolutely, totally cool with it.Collected the evidence of previous dates with Chipotle that you store in a small shoebox labeled with a piece of masking tape that reads "Memories"?Rented out an entire movie theater so you and Chipotle could have a private screening, which Chipotle absolutely loved because it's a huge film buff, mostly of French New Wave but, like, the more underground titles?Borrowed your parents car and driven Chipotle up to Make-Out Bluff, where you both gazed out at the far-reaching lights of the city, which twinkled like stars in the sky?Clutched a floating piece of debris with Chipotle while the ship you were both on sank into a frigid sea and you said, "Never let go," and Chipotle said, "I'll never let go, Jack," even though your name isn't Jack?