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OK, this one was just asking for it:
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Mugs: Not the Best Place for Mortality Jokes.
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This one speaks for itself:
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How about you finish your green tea before you start flexing?
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Thanks for reminding us all where this milk came from, Sharon.
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This one's just plain rude:
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Nobody but you and Mr. Right are going to enjoy your couples mugs.
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At least this one is self-aware:
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A great idea that was shot in the foot when you revealed your secret on the mug.
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Isn't this like the most offensive slur in Harry Potter ?
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Seriously, why all the death references so early in the morning?
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Actually, everybody begs to differ.
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This one seems a little aggressive and must make everybody uncomfortable.
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Straight up terrifying.