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11 Signs You're Taking This Whole Maturity Thing Too Seriously

Being mature-ish is where it's at. Being mature, not so much.

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1. You've sworn never to return to a restaurant because it was "too loud."

Or too cold, or too crowded, or the line was too long.
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Or too cold, or too crowded, or the line was too long.

2. You and your significant other have matching sweaters.

It doesn't matter if your mom gave them to you. You still have them.
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It doesn't matter if your mom gave them to you. You still have them.

3. You've named your plants.

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"This is Fern-ando."

4. You take expiration dates VERY seriously.

Day before expiration date: perfectly edible. Day after: POISONED GARBAGE POISON.

5. You've found yourself confused by modern slang.

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"What do you mean that cougar looks thirsty? That's a middle-aged lady."

6. You've skipped out on obligations because they were during your naptime.

7. You've sighed derisively at teenagers.

8. You REALLY look forward to laundry day.

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And your colour separation goes beyond lights and darks.

9. You've disregarded a social media platform entirely because you already have too many.

"Snips or twits or whatever."
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"Snips or twits or whatever."

10. You own an adult onesie.

That wasn't a gift. You bought it with your own money.
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That wasn't a gift. You bought it with your own money.

11. You own multiple things that are dry clean only.

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And you actually get them dry cleaned.

Grow up, but don't give up. Chevrolet Cruze is the car for the mature-ish.

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