11 Signs You're Taking This Whole Maturity Thing Too Seriously

Being mature-ish is where it's at. Being mature, not so much.

1. You've sworn never to return to a restaurant because it was "too loud."

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Or too cold, or too crowded, or the line was too long.

2. You and your significant other have matching sweaters.

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It doesn't matter if your mom gave them to you. You still have them.

3. You've named your plants.

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"This is Fern-ando."

4. You take expiration dates VERY seriously.

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Day before expiration date: perfectly edible. Day after: POISONED GARBAGE POISON.

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5. You've found yourself confused by modern slang.

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"What do you mean that cougar looks thirsty? That's a middle-aged lady."

6. You've skipped out on obligations because they were during your naptime.

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7. You've sighed derisively at teenagers.

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8. You REALLY look forward to laundry day.

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And your colour separation goes beyond lights and darks.

9. You've disregarded a social media platform entirely because you already have too many.

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"Snips or twits or whatever."

10. You own an adult onesie.

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That wasn't a gift. You bought it with your own money.

11. You own multiple things that are dry clean only.

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And you actually get them dry cleaned.

Grow up, but don't give up. Chevrolet Cruze is the car for the mature-ish.