Buzz·Posted on 7 Dec 2015I, An American, Saw My First Panto, And Here Are My QuestionsOh, yes, I do.by Chelsey PippinBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why is it called a pantomime? 2. Why is panto a Christmas thing? View this photo on Instagram 3. Do you have to pay more for seats in the sweet-toss line of fire? View this photo on Instagram 4. Doesn't shouting at the stage make it hard to hear what's actually going on? View this photo on Instagram 5. Are panto performers superheroes who can't get distracted by flashing lights like other actors? View this photo on Instagram 6. Also how do they hold a toothy grin for two+ hours? View this photo on Instagram 7. Is there panto training in drama school? View this photo on Instagram 8. Is bringing your own snacks an actual thing? 9. Would it have been weird for me, as a childless adult, to get a flashing light toy? View this photo on Instagram 10. Does ANYONE actually go to the panto for the plot? 11. Aren't children's shows supposed to be quite short? 12. Do you even think about pantos as children's shows? View this photo on Instagram 13. How do crazy conservative parents not go off the rails about all the gender-bending? View this photo on Instagram 14. Why do the characters say hi and bye every time they enter and leave the scene? View this photo on Instagram 15. Are you for real about that song at the end? View this photo on Instagram 16. How do you convince yourself to attend something where you KNOW might be called up on stage to do something ridiculous? View this photo on Instagram 17. Is Shrek basically the film version of a panto? 18. Don't the wacky audience participation bits of a panto conflict with your reserved British values?