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Q: What do you get if you cross a Jack Russell and a pug? A: The Leslie Knope of dogs.
"Hi, I am an angel incarnate."
"I'm a really good listener. And also please just look at my face."
"I haven't eaten for five whole minutes, mum."
"Are you sure Phantom Menace is the best of the Star Wars films?"
"I got a face for the pictures."
"I'm hungry, mother, I really am."
"Is that Nickleback t-shirt ironic or..."
"This is a private conversation kbye."
"#NoMakeup. #HealthyGlow. #WrinklesAreBeautiful #IWokeUpLikeThis."
"Jugbod is the new Dadbod."
"Draw me like one of your French bulldogs."
"2gether 4ever."
"Let's call in sick and watch rom-coms all day."
"I've got my mother's forehead wrinkles, though..."
"It was just a really delicious shoe, mum."
"I will answer to Ron Swanson."
Naps or GTFO.
"Hello, |'d like to discuss the career path for Top Dog."
"I really need this raise I have two humans to support."
"This bed is comfy and safe and soft and the world is so weird please don't make me go out there."
"You're late, Jim."
"Please do not return me to the shelf."
"Just call me Cara Dogvigne."
"It's me, your Patronus."