What Crazy Sex Tip Should You Try Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
Abandon your dildo for something definitely worse, you ambitious Capricorn, you.
Because there's nothing sexier than getting on all fours and scraping his finger with your teeth – if you're an eccentric Cancer, that is.
You'd better hope your partner's an adventurous Gemini too.
Make a massive fucking mess and don't actually have sex. "What could go wrong?" an optimistic Sagittarius might ask.
Get him hot by giving his penis an Chinese burn.
Sprinkle pepper on his nose while he orgasms because WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Pretend eating off him is sexy when really you're just fucking hungry. A+, Libra, A+.
Do it outside. Over a sprinkler. Because god forbid your showerhead would do the job, you impulsive Scorpio, you.
Indent his skin with a fork like he's a fucking peanut butter cookie, you quiet but bizarre Taurus.
Put "yummy" lipstick on your nipples bc it's not annoying enough when just on your mouth. This one will suit your outgoing, silly Aries tendencies.
Oh, Pisces, you're a puzzle, but whether your air of mystery is seductive or serial-killer-y we'll never be sure.
Tie your hair around his penis. Or, you know, just use it to cover your boobs. You're a true trendsetter, Aquarius.