We Know How Much Of A Virgin You Are
Congratulations! 90% of the numbers listed on the toilet under "Call For A Good Time" are yours.
You're no stranger to the nether regions, but you're not a COMPLETE animal in the sheets.
You're DTF from time to time, but what really turns you on is spending the night on your own with a pizza.
A few times you've been around that track, but it just doesn't happen like that, 'cause you ain't no sexpert.
At least that's what you're telling your parents, amiright?
You do you, bb. (Literally, you should at least be doing you.)