Buzz·Posted on 23 Aug 201726 Totally Legitimate Thoughts Every Introvert Has Had*cough* I'm sick.by Chelsey PippinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Pretending like you already have plans when you're invited to something. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Cancelling plans for something you're invited to. 3. Praying someone else cancels the plans for something you're invited to. 4. Actually going to something you're invited to, having a nice time, but still leaving early and being totally fine with that. 5. Instagramming yourself in bed with a book while other people are Instagramming nights out. 6. Ignoring text messages, even from people you really like. 7. Trying to give off a vibe that simultaneously says "I'm really nice but also no, I don't fancy a chat." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Thinking "I wish people knew how funny and clever I am in my own head." 9. Then thinking "No I don't, because then I'd have to talk to people." 10. Putting more energy into avoiding a phone call than the energy it would take to just make it. View this photo on Instagram 11. Hogging the bathroom at a party so you can -recharge-. BuzzFeed Community @BuzzFeeders This "introvert at a party" starter pack 😂 10:36 PM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite BuzzFeed Community Ditto for the house pet if there is one. 12. Mysteriously "feeling faint" every time you're asked to work in pairs. 13. Getting all sweaty when you're stood next to a colleague at the coffee machine and trying to figure out how rude it is not to say anything. 14. This above situation, but at the loo sinks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Wondering how you'll ever get ahead in life if the idea of -networking- makes you want to vom. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin I always feel like a hostage negotiator whenever someone starts particularly vapid small talk with me: "listen, you don't have to do this." 07:33 PM - 06 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter Realistically you know you need other people to do, well, anything. But that doesn't mean you have to like it. 16. Regularly Googling "remote jobs." 17. Hoarding emergency snacks in your room in case your flatmates have people over and you just can't deal. 18. Taking a nap after every social interaction. View this photo on Instagram 19. Frequenting a shitty coffee shop just because you know it's usually empty. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Fantasizing about winning the lottery, buying a cabin in the woods, and becoming a self-sufficient hermit. Introvert Life @IntrovertLiving Introvert dream homes 05:30 AM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite You have a Pinterest board full of secluded cottages, if you're being honest. 21. Planning really glamorous, pampering alone time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. But actually just going home, taking off your trousers, and Netflixing the night away. 23. Looking for the other introverts in a group... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. And then wondering how exactly introverts hit it off. 25. Worrying that you're not introverted, you're just boring. 26. Remembering how funny you are in your own head and how much you love your own company and breathing a big sigh of relief. View this photo on Instagram