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23 Secrets Lazy Couples Won't Tell You

You had me at "let's take a nap."

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1. Going on dates is overrated.

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You usually have to change out of your track suit bottoms, and you always have to interact with other humans.

2. Anywhere you go is crowded, expensive, and takes you really far from your bed.

You guys like your bed. You like being together in your bed. Why would you want to mess that up?
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You guys like your bed. You like being together in your bed. Why would you want to mess that up?

3. But staying home = hanging out with your favourite person.

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You can do literally anything you want.

4. In your favourite bed.

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You don't even have to put clothes on.

5. With your favourite takeaway.

Because neither one of you is a fan of doing the dishes, right?
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Because neither one of you is a fan of doing the dishes, right?

6. And bingeworthy TV that you can pause WHENEVER YOU WANT for cuddle breaks and naps.

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This is called living the dream.

7. You love the idea of a romantic holiday.

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Beaches were MADE for lazy people.

8. Especially if there are spas and jacuzzis and room service.

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No one appreciates breakfast in bed more than you guys.

9. But planning one is sooooo hard.

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You have to shop for flights and hotels and request time off and pack and go to the airport. So much ew.

10. You two know that daily life is more than enough work.

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Are you really supposed to make regular sweeping romantic gestures on top of making it through the day?

11. Which means you're always congratulating each other on little victories.

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There's celebratory sex every time one of you does the laundry.

12. But are also always secretly wishing your partner was way less lazy than you.

How great would it be if your partner just happened to LOVE organising the fridge so that you could spend less time finding food and more time eating it in the bed?
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How great would it be if your partner just happened to LOVE organising the fridge so that you could spend less time finding food and more time eating it in the bed?

13. You spend every morning waiting out the alarm, hoping the other one will get up first.

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"It's your alarm."

"Before sunrise it's YOUR alarm."

14. Basically everything is a competition...

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And everything is also a mess.

15. To see who can get out of doing the most things.

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You guys are pretty gross, let's be real.

16. You're both constantly hinting that you guys should just order pizza instead of cooking dinner.

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If you slip it into random conversations enough, they'll start to crave it, too.

17. But no one will ever come right out and SAY it.

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Because the one who proposes it has to order it, and pay for it, and go to the door to collect it and that's just too big of a commitment.

18. One of you is always talking about joining the gym.

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"I'm not even going to miss that half hour of sleep."

19. And the other one is always smiling and nodding because they can't be bothered to point out that will never happen.

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"LOL ok."

20. Most of your message threads are emojis.

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you: 🍕

them: 📺

🙌 🙌 🙌

21. And ALL of your conversations are some kind of shorthand.

"Mug" + gesture = Can I have some coffee please?
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"Mug" + gesture = Can I have some coffee please?

22. You don't do a lot, but you do what you want.

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Like purchase Snuggies online.

23. And who needs to do things when you can do nothing together?

Maybe you're not lazy, maybe you just appreciate what you have.