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All The Things JK Rowling Needs To Take The Fuck Back

SHE WAS OUR FRIEND.

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1. Killing Fred.

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First of all, how dare she.

2. Killing Cedric.

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THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST.

3. Killing Hedwig.

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Nope nope nope.

4. Killing Mad Eye.

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We want an eye for a Mad Eye on this one, Jo.

5. Killing Colin.

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All he wanted was an autograph!

6. Killing Dobby.

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If you're not ugly crying by now GTFO.

7. Killing Lily.

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She was too good for this world TBH.

8. Killing James.

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OK OK, if we had to forgive her something this might be the one.

9. Killing Tonks.

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WE DIDN'T DESERVE HER.

10. Killing Remus.

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NO FATHER FIGURE IS SAFE.

11. Killing Sirius.

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Fuck this shit.

12. Killing Dumbledore.

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Not even grandfather figures are safe.

13. Killing Snape.

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FFS, not even emotionally abusive, seriously screwed up father figures are safe.

14. And excusing all of his bad behaviour literally two minutes after he died.

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Once a manipulative, entitled dark wizard in league with a racist would-be overlord ALWAYS a bit of a jerk.

15. NOT killing Umbridge.

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Proof that the world is a cruel unfeeling cesspit.

16. And this.

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