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    All The Things JK Rowling Needs To Take The Fuck Back

    SHE WAS OUR FRIEND.

    1. Killing Fred.

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    First of all, how dare she.

    2. Killing Cedric.

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    THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST.

    3. Killing Hedwig.

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    Nope nope nope.

    4. Killing Mad Eye.

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    We want an eye for a Mad Eye on this one, Jo.

    5. Killing Colin.

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    All he wanted was an autograph!

    6. Killing Dobby.

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    If you're not ugly crying by now GTFO.

    7. Killing Lily.

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    She was too good for this world TBH.

    8. Killing James.

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    OK OK, if we had to forgive her something this might be the one.

    9. Killing Tonks.

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    WE DIDN'T DESERVE HER.

    10. Killing Remus.

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    NO FATHER FIGURE IS SAFE.

    11. Killing Sirius.

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    Fuck this shit.

    12. Killing Dumbledore.

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    Not even grandfather figures are safe.

    13. Killing Snape.

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    FFS, not even emotionally abusive, seriously screwed up father figures are safe.

    14. And excusing all of his bad behaviour literally two minutes after he died.

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    Once a manipulative, entitled dark wizard in league with a racist would-be overlord ALWAYS a bit of a jerk.

    15. NOT killing Umbridge.

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    Proof that the world is a cruel unfeeling cesspit.

    16. And this.

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