You Know You're From West Virginia When

You may end up leaving the "Wild and Wonderful" state, but once a mountaineer, always a mountaineer.

1. Pepperoni Rolls Are Your Favorite Food

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Don't even try to find these in another state, because you will set yourself up for major disappointment.

2. Wait, Tudors Biscuits is Actually Your Favorite Food

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Because everybody deserves a biscuit the size of your head when you're hungover. Long live the Mary B.

3. If You Can Dodge A Pothole, You Can Dodge a Dodgeball

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R.I.P to all your tires :(

4. Your School Never Cancels Class

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Even with 8 inches of snow. I'm looking at you Fairmont State...

5. WE ARE NOT PART OF VIRGINIA!

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You: "I'm from West Virginia."

Annoying Person: "Oh I love Virginia! Richmond is so nice."

... Rude.

6. Channing Tatum Played Football at Glenville State College

I don't know what this has to do with the rest of the list, but let's just look at him. Ooooh... Ahhhh.

7. "Country Roads" is Played at Every Party

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Followed by Wagon Wheel, and then Country Roads again.

8. You've Witnessed a Burning Couch in Morgantown

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Saint Patrick's Day, WVU football games, and when Osama Bin Laden died are just a few reasons to light a couch on fire.

9. You Only Vacation at Myrtle Beach

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And you took your Senior Week trip to Myrtle Beach and it was probably the best week of your life. Thanks to Myrtle Beach, you now have very low vacation standards.

10. You've Never Been More Excited to See This Sign

And you remember when Joe Manchin really screwed the pooch by replacing "Wild and Wonderful" with "Open for Business"

11. You Love Jennifer Garner

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Partly because she's the only celebrity we can claim, partly because she's beautiful and a saint and everything she does is perfect. Reppin' Charleston forevz <3

12. And You (still) Hate Rich Rodriguez

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It's been six years, let it go West Virginia...

13. You've Hungout at Wal-Mart

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We've all been there - it's 10:00pm with nothing to do so you're forced to walk around Wal-Mart with your friends. But, hey, at least we weren't the rednecks who "partied" in the movie theater parking lot.

14. Did I Mention We Are Not Virginia?

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I did? Okay then everybody LEARN THIS.