Will You Survive Shark Week?
You weren't even going to take your chances. You enjoyed shark week from the comfort of your own couch. You're not one for taking chances when they include giant, ferocious sea animals.
Lucky You! You swam with the sharks, and somehow made it out alive, unscathed. You are clearly very brave and also probably sort of crazy. Way to go, you shark loving badass.
You bravely dipped a toe in the waves, and a shark emerged from the shallows and grabbed a hold of your leg. What a shame — all you wanted was a refreshing dip in the ocean. Shark Week was just too much for you to handle.
You thought you'd get a taste of Shark Week while still playing it safe on a nice boat ride. But the sharks had a different plan. They came for you, and by some stroke of luck, you made it out alive in the knick of time. Please avoid boats for a while.