You never know which fork to use.You've been unemployed.You live with roommates.You sweat when you're lying.You've put on a kimono.You avoid doing the dishes as long as possible.You aren't good at fixing things.But you think you are.You're too cheap for a cell phone plan.You've attempted to write a zombie novel.And never finished.You've had a crush on your best friend.And then dated your best friend.And then broke up with your best friend.You've planted tomatoes.You've played Cotton-Eyed Joe on repeat.You have a collection of made-up catchphrases.You consider cereal a meal.You hate confrontation.You don't dance.You're from that town in Footloose.You rock a trench coat.
How Similar Are You To Nick Miller From "The New Girl"?
There may be a couple of similarities between you and LA's most unmotivated bartender, but you're definitely not two-of-a-kind.
You share a lot of Nick's charmingly unattractive qualities, but probably don't waste all of your time watching TV and taking your friends' phone messages. Good for you!
Nick? Is that you? You may be a lazy oaf, but you've got big dreams and a great group of friends to help crush them. Throw on your Swuit and make yourself comfortable.