You never know which fork to use.You've been unemployed.You live with roommates.You sweat when you're lying.You've put on a kimono.You avoid doing the dishes as long as possible.You aren't good at fixing things.But you think you are.You're too cheap for a cell phone plan.You've attempted to write a zombie novel.And never finished.You've had a crush on your best friend.And then dated your best friend.And then broke up with your best friend.You've planted tomatoes.You've played Cotton-Eyed Joe on repeat.You have a collection of made-up catchphrases.You consider cereal a meal.You hate confrontation.You don't dance.You're from that town in Footloose.You rock a trench coat.
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