You're a teenager! At least on the inside You aren't even old enough to drive your Grandma's cab, or sleep with the copy girl, or run out on your wedding to live with your old college friend in New York. But it'll happen one day, don't worry.

You're in your twenties! So your job's a joke, you're broke, and your love life's DOA. (See what I did there?) It's rough, but if Chandler Bing survived it, you can survive it too. I'll be there for you.

You're in your thirties! In the prime of life, my friend. You've made it through a hundred break-ups, a couple of room mates, and a fling with Ralph Lauren (who was really just the copy guy). Good for you.

You're older than all of the FRIENDS. But you're mature, and experienced and don't need to hangout at a coffee house in your spare time. I hear Richard's available, if you're looking.