1. An oversized wool coat that envelopes you like an absolute dream with its drop shoulders, statement lapel collar, and massive pockets. Like really — you could fit a whole Chipotle burrito in there.
2. A pair of Ugg Ultra Mini Ankle Boots so you can pad around in peak "Yes, I follow TikTok trends even though I'm 30" fashion.
3. A cocoon-like puffer — with a chic semi-matte finish in colors like walnut and dark rose — that'll help you stand out in a sea of black jackets. (In case you're wondering where my mind is: "ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK EVEN??? DO YOU HAVE A BIG BLACK PUFFA JACKET EVEN???")
4. A pair of fleece-lined joggers that you'll literally only take off to wash. Might as well buy two or three pairs now because once you slip these babies on, there's no going back to normal pants.
5. A matching pleated set with a button-down top and elastic-waist pants that are exceptionally comfortable, but also wouldn't get you yelled at by Miranda Priestly.
6. A faux-fur bucket hat that will soon become a staple in your wardrobe. Yes, it'll keep your noggin nice and warm, but it'll also be a magnet for compliments and "Where'd you get that?!" inquiries.
7. Or an ingenious, 2-in-1 hat/mask combo so you never walk out the door without one or the other.
8. A popcorn-knit cardigan for days when you want to look pulled together but also feel like you're wrapped up in a throw blanket. And who wouldn't want that?
9. A fuzzy three-piece loungewear set that's sure to pass for Skims but honor your TJ Maxx budget.
10. A cropped turtleneck brami — AKA a two-in-one bra + cami — so you can ditch your usual underwire but still get alllll the support you need.
11. A super-popular oversized turtleneck dress that — comfort-wise — is equivalent to wearing a muumuu.
12. And, to go with the above, a pack of cozy knee-high socks that'll keep your calves, shins, and knees nice and toasty without the need for tights.
13. Or check out Thunda Thighs for stockings that were tailored with full-figured thighs in mind!
14. A fuzzy hooded cardigan one buyer says is as plush as a baby blanket! And if that's not a 10/10 review, idk what is!
15. An asymmetric-hem turtleneck you can tuck in up front and let hang loose in the back so it covers your derriere because idk about you, but no matter how much I invest in quality leggings, I still never trust that they're not see-through.
16. A cable knit pullover with a loose, off-the-shoulder fit so you can show off whichever clavicle is really feeling itself.
17. A two-piece pullover and midi skirt duo that's fun and flirty but also snuggly enough to take a (~four-hour) nap in.
18. A ribbed mock-neck pullover made from an exceptionally soft and lofty yarn that's sure to make it the absolute envy of every other piece in your closet.
19. A simple but versatile pullover with a half-zip design you can make use of when you forgot to match the shirt you're wearing underneath. Just zip that bad boy up and no one will be the wiser.
20. A teddy coat that's positively hibernation ready but also sophisticated thanks to its tailored silhouette and large lapels. You can use it to dress up any outfit including the most basic (no haters) leggings and a tee.
21. Or a faux-fur bomber jacket softer than any cat, dog, bunny, or chinchilla you've ever had the pleasure of petting. Just don't be surprised if you start caressing it at random.
22. A hand-knit mohair cardigan — the shade maple syrup, no less — with gorgeous oversized sleeves that are really the only thing people will be paying attention to. Accompanying skirt, shirt, overalls, who cares — those cozy cuffs are stealing the show!
23. An oversized cardigan that you'll be swimming in but in the best way possible. The woven wool piece is fitted with equally oversized buttons and mega pockets where you can keep a handful of cat treats so you can convince your fur baby to cuddle on the couch with you.
24. A quilted Free People jacket that'll allow you to roll through your day as if you never got out of bed. (AKA my absolute dream.)
25. Some Dr. Martens 1460 lace-ups — with faux-fur lining 🔥 — which can not only keep up with daily wear for more than a decade (I attest to this!) but also add some serious edge to your silk midi skirt + sweater combo.
26. A pair of fleece-lined jeggings with ~3,000 5-star reviews that attest to just how freakin' comfortable, warm, and stretchy they are.
27. A buffalo plaid poncho all of your friends (and enemies) will envy. If you identify with Charlie Brown's BFF Linus — you know, from Peanuts — then this glorified throw blanket is for you.
28. A 100% cashmere sleeveless turtleneck that'll be able to effortlessly transition season to season. It's the gift that just keeps giving when you really think about!
29. A knit skirt and sweater set if you're ready to roll through winter without ever pulling on a pair of jeans. Solved that for ya.
30. Adjustable mid-calf booties with a faux-fur lining that'll keep your tootsies just as comfy as your favorite house slippers.
31. A button-front bodycon number you can style as both a cardigan *and* a dress so you can wear it multiple times per week without anyone knowing.
32. A low-pile fleece shacket to emulate your favorite throw. If you can't be on your couch wrapped up in its embrace all night long, this is at least the next best thing.
33. A pair of Boston clogs lined with ~winter-friendly shearling~ for those who can't bear to put away their Birks even once snow starts falling.
34. A fleece hoodie dress you can pull on real quick for those times when you texted your friend that you left the house 10 minutes ago but in reality you just stepped out of the shower.
35. A chunky striped sweater with voluminous sleeves and an easy fit you can pair with just about anything — even day-old sweats.
36. A fleece-lined sherpa vest meant to keep your torso nice and toasty. IMHO, no closet can have too much sherpa.


