First, the video that sparked the whole debate
1. To have her cake and eat it too
2. To get in a good laugh
3. To try on some new shades
4. To find her mom
5. To contemplate the meaning of life
6. To get a quick dinner
7. To snuggle with her husband
8. To go to this birthday party, hosted by this dog
9. To retrieve her frisbee
10. To get to her art class
11. To meet up with her best friend, Thomas
12. To poop with/around Allison Williams
13. To give an inspirational speech
14. To go to a nice art gallery
15. To have a political debate
16. To compliment you on your wonderful style
17. To meet Snoop Dogg (obviously the correct answer)
- U.S. presidential candidate Ted Cruz ended his campaign after losing Indiana's primary to Donald Trump. Bernie Sanders won on the Democratic side.
- A massive wildfire is threatening the capital of Canada's oil sands industry, and tens of thousands of people have been ordered to evacuate.
- Prime Minister David Cameron has bowed to pressure for the UK to accept more unaccompanied child refugees.