We Know How Your New Years Eve Will Be Based On Your Favorite Dog
Hope you've moisturized those smackers.
It's embarrassing but the story of how you went down, with fries in hand, singing Justin Bieber's "Sorry" will go down in history books.
But everyone WILL be watching and they'll all be impressed.
Which is actually okay, because it'll prompt you to go home and drink in your sweatpants. #thedream
No matter how you're celebrating the end of 2015, you're going to breathe life into the room.
...and in the morning, you'll eat breakfast just cause they don't want you to.
Whether or not you're going to that, this will be your experience. Read into it what you will.
But you know what? It's all how you hold it. 2016 is your year to brush things off so might as well start practicing the night before.
On New Years, EVERYONE is the good boy!
Don't worry, you'll find them again! But tonight's the story you'll eventually tell your grandkids.
And then you'll laugh and dance and all that good stuff, cause when you get down to it, that's kind of beautiful, isn't it?
Congrats! You won New Years.