1. Look at this little guy giving himself a hug. Don’t you want to get in on that?
2. Well, this journalist DOES get in on that without even asking.
3. But then the seal is like, “AW SHUCKS, I CAME ON TOO STRONG!”
4. And then another guy is like, “I GOTTA SAY HI TOO!” and the penguins look on in amazement.
5. And then they make a human sandwich and it is the most enviable thing that has ever happened to another human.
6. OMG LOOK AT THAT GLEEFUL SEAL! EVERYTHING IS GREAT IN THE WORLD!
7. Watch the entire, beautiful video here:
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