The Weekend Of A 20-Something, As Told By Cats

Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.

1. Friday, 6PM: It’s finally the weekend!!

2. You’re so excited because it’s FRIDAY NIGHT!

3. It’s time to PARTY!

4. Maybe you’ll get lucky!

5. 7 PM: You get home and you’re just gonna lay down for a second to get your second wind.

6. 8:30 PM: You wake up, realize what time it is but more importantly, that you are STARVING.

7. 9 PM: You’ve given up on going out and you order pizza.

8. 9:45 PM: Your friends start texting you, saying you’re lame for staying in.

9. You still could not feel any better about your decision.

10. 10:30 PM: You fall asleep pleased with yourself. Tomorrow you have all day to be productive.

11. Saturday, 10 AM: Your alarm goes off but you’re just not ready for it.

12. 11:30 AM: You just are going to give yourself 5 more minutes.

13. Noon: You finally get up and decide to go to the gym.

14. 1:30 PM: You grab a quick bite to eat, you have a lot to do today after all!

15. 2 PM: You see your favorite TV Show is having a marathon!

16. 5:30 PM: You realize what time it is.

17. 5:45 PM: You contemplate cleaning but ultimately decide against it.

18. After all, it’s time to get ready to go out!

19. 7 PM: You and your friends decide to see a show.

20. 9 PM: You’re winning at Karaoke with your friends.

21. 10:30 PM: Someone’s getting fresh with you at the bar and it is time to leave.

22. Midnight: You start to get embarrassing so you call it a night.

23. 1 AM: You fall asleep, satisfied with your Saturday night.

24. Sunday, Noon: You wake up so hung over you wonder if this is what death feels like.

25. 1:30 PM: You remember you were supposed to call your parents.

26. 2:30 PM: You know your apartment is a mess and you need to clean up.

27. 3 PM: You contemplate the gym and suicide.

28. 3:30 PM: You remember you can sleep it off and the world feels better again.

29. 6 PM: You finally decide to eat dinner.

30. 7 PM: You realize tomorrow’s Monday and get back in your pajamas.

31. 8PM: You decide the rest of your night is best spent playing video games.

32. Midnight: Feeling great about your weekend, you decide to rest up for the week ahead.

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