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The Story Of Passover, As Told By Sloths

Could never passover a story by sloths, amiright?

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THEN! God inflicted that promised plague on everyone but the Jews*.

*Jews had to put the blood of a lamb on the doorposts so they could be passed over in the killing. Spoiler Alert! That's why it's called PASSOVER!

And all the Jews rushed to pack and bake unleavened bread 'cause they didn't have time for that shit to rise.

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And now, to commemorate the emancipation of the Jews from Egypt, Passover is celebrated! Happy Passover everyone!

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