1.
They call him "High Roll-er"
2.
His wrinkles provide a kick-ass sleep mask.
4.
"Yeah, I got wrinkles. Drink it up."
5.
Only sits in fancy chairs to highlight his masculine folds.
6.
"I really resent your condescending tone when you speak about my rolls."
7.
"Does this hat make me look fat?"
10.
"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's...the wrinkles."
11.
Wrinkly, sleepy AND adorable.
12.
Bright-eyed and wrinkly-tailed.
13.
Thinks no one can see the mess past his folds.
14.
He knows this is his best, most adorable position.
15.
Wrinkled kisses are the best kisses.
16.
"Did someone say they wanted to see my rolls?? I GOT PLENTY!"
17.
Refined and dignified.
18.
"Oh these ol' things? You can touch if you want."
20.
Blonde and beautiful.
21.
"I love my rolls because 1. I can hide things 2. They're soft 3. They're sexy."
22.
Meet the whole Wrinkle-Smith gang.
23.
"I can't believe you would suggest Botox."
24.
"I know I'm adorable but it's impolite to stare."
25.
Glasses + Wrinkles = Supreme Sophistication
26.
"I'm not sleeping, I'm exercising my wrinkles. Gotta make sure they stay nice and pronounced."
27.
Finally, the King of the Rolls.
