1.
Being generally disgruntled at the state of the world.
2.
Getting stuck in things.
3.
Finding five-star modes of transportation and riding them like a queen.
4.
Taking over the internet, one cute quality at a time.
6.
Knowing how bomb your body looks when placed on a glass table and admired from below.
7.
Sitting comfortably in a shoe.
8.
Killing it on a Roomba.
9.
Refusing to walk on a leash.
10.
Cheesin' while your friend is visibly annoyed.
11.
Getting into crazy places.
12.
Falling asleep standing up.
13.
Cleaning your feets in an adorable cup only your adorable self could fit in.
14.
Making sure you have your private time.
15.
Bossing around the dog.
16.
Falling asleep studying.
17.
Chillin' in small box, a big box, any sort of box.
18.
Knowing how to get attention when you want it.
19.
Staring down the dog when he's being easy.
20.
Immediately regretting underestimating an opponent.
21.
Sleeping adorably with your brothers and sisters.
22.
Owning the dog, comfort-wise.
25.
Being generally suspicious.
27.
Finding the strangest places to sit.
28.
Perfecting red dot-getting strategy.
